Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Time Machine Crime

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Top 5 Mass Murderers I’d Kill If I Had A Time Machine

1. Adolph Hitler
2. Josef Stalin
3. Pol Pot
4. Mao Tse Tung
5. Fidel Castro (preferably a twofer with Che Guevara)

TRICK QUESTION!!! We are not allowed to do evil that good may come from it! Case closed! (see the Catechism of the Catholic Church, sections 1755-6, 1761) And I’m not even going to bring up all the inherent logical paradoxes concerning the murderous use of time machines …

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