Outraged!

All right, this story's a few days old but I felt I had to write something about it. A lot of parents are upset that Rutgers University paid "Snooki" $32,000 to chat with students for 90 minutes. I would no doubt be angry, too, if I felt the exorbitant tuition rates I was paying was going to this piece of, well, uselessness, let's say. I've read that this fee is $2,000 more than Nobel prize winner and authoress Toni Morrison is being paid to give the commencement address.

Now this makes me outraged!

Now my blood is truly boiling!

My only consolation is that I am not a tuition-paying parent here. I mean, paying $30,000 to the most overrated writer in recent history!