Bunny Got Shot

Tic Tac Toe

Gimme an X, gimme an O

Gimme three in a row

…

Bunny got shot by a U F O !


- The “nursery rhyme” taught to me by Little One.


It’s been in my head ALL day yesterday. Have you ever been with your boss in your boss’s boss’s office, discussing something of tantamount importance to the latter? Well, I have, yesterday, and all I could think of was

Bunny got shot by a U F O !

And worse, every time he – my boss’s boss – opened his mouth, all I heard coming out was

Bunny got shot by a U F O !

See, it starts off simple. The same tempo of “Hot Cross Buns,” I suppose, at least for the first three lines. But when you come to that finale, you have to say it as faaaaaaast as possible. No – faster than that! Whilst simultaneously pounding your fist into your open palm:

Bunny got shot by a U F O !

BunnygotshotbyaUFO!!

BUNNYGOTSHOTBYAUFO!!!


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