Pi Equals an Integer!

See! I found a proof, here:


Let x = (pi + 3) / 2

2 x = (pi + 3)

2 x (pi – 3) = (pi + 3) (pi – 3)

2 pi x – 6 x = pi^2 – 9

9 – 6 x = pi^2 – 2 pi x

9 – 6x – x^2 = pi^2 – 2 pi x + x^2

(3 – x)^2 = (pi – x^2)

3 – x = pi – x

3 = pi


There! The logic is flawless!  Unassailable!

Don’t buy the b.s. that pi = 3.14159 blah blah blah


Happy Pi Day!