Conspiracy Theorists

Read this joke in a combox yesterday … very funny:

(paraphrase)

Two JFK conspiracy theorists leave an Oliver Stone speaking engagement and their car accidentally drives off a cliff. They fly up to heaven and soon enough come face to face with God. The first conspiracy theorist says, “God, who really killed President Kennedy?”

God looks down upon them and sighs. “My children,” He says, “how much time and effort did you waste on such speculation? Time and effort you could have spent with your loved ones, time and effort you could have spent getting to know Me better, time and effort you could have done My work on earth. But since I love you, and you are My children, I will answer your question. Lee Harvey Oswald, acting alone, shot and killed President John F. Kennedy.”

There’s a pause as the two conspiracy theorists consider this.

Then the first one leans over and whispers to the other, “See – it goes higher than we thought!”