SCENE: The Pilot, driving towards our friends’ house, discussing the detox diet we’re on …
WIFE: So, white wine, cheese, and bread is my reason for all this.
HOPPER: Pizza, beer, and cookies are mine.
PATCH: Cookies are a “sometimes” food.
LITTLE ONE: Yeah, “sometimes” Daddy eats too much of them.
Little one here! He's not lying, as you might guess. Trust me. And if you don't,ask somebody!
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