OD'd on Pizza

Oh, I am feeling it.

And it does not feel too good.

I’ve OD’d on pizza.

Yesterday it was a ziti slice chased with a pepperoni slice.

Today it was a buffalo chicken slice with a barbecue chicken slice close on its heels.

I am now officially paying the price.

By my unofficial calculations, I’ve consumed 16 slices of pizza so far this year. That’s point-89 slices of pizza a day. 324 slices of pizza a year. Over 40 pizzas a year, all by myself!

At this rate I will also weigh somewhere in the neighborhood of 300 pounds by 2015.

I am a pizza junkie. I need a Twelve Step intervention …