What is a Net?

It’s a series of reticulated interstices.

Of course it is!

[This, my favorite and winner of the 1938 Most Overly Complicated Dictionary Definition, taken from a recently-read math book, which shall remain thankfully anonymous.]

So, kids, remember – “we live in a fathomless sea of plastic mind substance,” so, drop your reticulated interstices in and catch yourself a world-shattering idea!