Scenes from a Blimpie's Restaurant

PATCH (age 5): Daddy!  She won’t give me a sip!

ME:  Little One, give your sister a sip of your drink.  She gave you a sip.

LITTLE ONE (age 9):  But that was pay-back!

ME:  Pay-back?  For what?

LITTLE ONE:  For opening her drink.

ME:  Patch, did your sister open your drink for you for a sip?

PATCH:  Yes.

ME:  And you gave her a sip?

PATCH:  Yes.  Now I want one of hers!

ME:  Little One, give her a sip.

LITTLE ONE:  I don’t want any backwash in my fruit punch!

ME:  Just give her a sip.

LITTLE ONE:  (sticks out her tongue at Patch)

PATCH:  I have a phone and I’m not afraid to use it! 

Patch pulls out her fake, imitation cell phone and chucks it at her sister’s head.