Today’s Fatty Fat Fat

So, we have a policy for salesmen – you don’t hand in your time sheet, you don’t get paid until you do, and it’s on the next payroll.

Fatty Fat Fat is a chronic timesheet forgetter.  So he hands in his sheet to me today, two days late, saying

“If you want, you can be a hero and put that in this payroll.”

To which I replied,

“You can be a hero and just do your job as you’re supposed to!”