I'm Warning You: I'll Do It!

If you turn me down once more, I’ll join the French Foreign Legion
Bet you, they would welcome me with open arms

First you love me, yes, then you love me, no
I don’t know where I stand

Do we march together down the aisle
Or do I march that desert sand?

If you think I won’t find romance in the French Foreign Legion
Think about that uniform with all its charm

Just one more time, are you gonna be mine or au revoir cheri
It’s the French Foreign Legion for me.

Now, if you think I won’t find romance in the French Foreign Legion
Think about that uniform with all its charm

Just one more time, are you gonna be mine or au revoir cheri
It’s the French Foreign Legion for me!

“French Foreign Legion,” sung by Frank Sinatra

[I’ve listened to it on the commute to work every morning this week, FWIW …]