Don't Be Stupid

Rules for a trouble-free life:

1) Stay away from stupid people in stupid places doing stupid things.

and

2) Don’t do anything stupid yourself. 

(Corollary 1: Alcohol makes you stupid.)

(Corollary 2, for the religious-minded: So does sin.)

The older I get, the more I obey these two rules.  When I was a teen, I was very, very, very stupid.