Freedom

Would I rather work for the next year doing what I normally do and getting paid what I normally get paid, or get the same amount of money in one up front lump sum to spend one minute in the ring with Mike Tyson (even at his current age and in-shape status)?

I say put me in the ring with Tyson and get it over with.  Figure I would spend the next six months recuperating, and that’d leave me with six months of freedom!

Cue Aretha Franklin: “Freedom! … Freedom! … Freedom!!!”