As I find myself approaching the half-century mark, I’m
coming to several epiphanies about my life and how I’m living it.
Like this one, for instance.
I’m a movie buff, and I watch a lot of flicks.
Probably three or four a week, maybe more if you count the ones I watch with
the little ones for their science fiction cinematic homeschooled education. I
watch a lot of quality movies and a lot of crap movies. Classic, oldies,
science fiction, horror, comedy. I’m picky in certain areas, surprisingly carefree
in others.
But rethinking my life, I’ve realized I see way too
much:
Slimy gross alien body horror
and way too much:
Bullets to the head.
On a weekly, almost daily, basis.
God, I must see ten characters a week killed by head
shots. The Walking Dead, Narcos, any of the alphabet soup of SVU
and CSI teevee shows. Bullets to the head. Blood spatter patterns. Just about
any Hollywood (notoriously anti-Second Amendment Hollywood) flick coming into
my Optimum Online for a small fee. I’m waiting for Sheldon to place a Glock
against Leonard’s temple and squeeze the trigger.
And slimy alien body horror. Beginning with Alien, why does just about every
Hollywood alien flick have to feature something slimy slithering into or out of somebody’s
orifice with murderous intent? Latest case in point is Life. Other case in points are the Alien franchise films (good), and just about every made-for-Syfy
Syfy movie (bad).
I don’t want to see any more slimy gross alien body
horror, and I don’t want to watch anyone else graphically get his brains blown out.
Moratorium now in place.
Let’s see if it lasts past the weekend …
TV...Hollywood...it is done! Even the kids Disney movies are done! So sad...they no longer know how to entertain.
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