Riddle of the Year

Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A: Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there’s a dog.

[taken from a passage in the late-great David Foster Wallace’s Infinite Jest, meta-novel extraordinaire, member of Hopper’s bucket list, page 41]