Words of Wisdom

  

Don’t think I posted this here before; I was going through some notes, miscellanea, and saved stuff in an old folder and found these words of wisdom. Whose lips they originated from I know not, but these pearls deserve to be blown to the wind, cast wide and far to the ends of the earth. Indeed, they probably have, since the aged ol’ gadfly gadded about those craggy, olive-treed ravines fifty decades before the Savior.

 

The Law of Individuality:

 

“Always remember you are unique. Just like everyone else.”

 

The Law of Concern for Fellow Man:

 

“Make it idiot proof and someone will build a better idiot.”

 

And the Law of Averages, applied to Mankind:

 

“The average man is just a little bit below average.”

 

That is all. Now I need to clock in eight hours of work, then it’s the Hopper family weekend of birthday bashes! Scores to follow on Monday!