Is it that time of year already?
That time when Hopper announces the Best (and, on occasion,
the Worst) of whatever tweaked his interest over the past twelve months?
It is!
And what an awesome way to wring out the most wretched
and miserable spin around the Sun. Good riddance, you craptastic annum. Yet,
there were some highs among the Marianas-like lows. Such as –
Best Book, fiction –
The Count of Monte Cristo
What a
phenomenal, 1400-page read! Read in tandem with Patch, at her very excited
suggestion. I was originally hesitant, but now it’s firmly ensconced in my
Books To Be Re-Read file. Thanks Patch!
Best Book, non-fiction –
The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich
Wow. Read at
least 20 nonfiction books this year, all of high quality, and at least half
related to World War II. I’d give the award to this 1960 classic. The sense of
impending dread filled me from page one, but I needed to gird up and gain some
context to the other works I was reading.
Best Short Story –
“The Basilisk”
A modern tale
of horror about – social media. Made me feel utter pity for my children and
that evil handheld box that plugs them – and us all – into that inescapable Baudrillardian
level of unreality we call the Internet.
Worst Book –
The Well at the End of Time
I had picked up this
classic years ago and, searching for something Tolkiennish to read over Covid
Summer, and began it at the end of June. Ten days later I was so utterly bored
with it I made the unusual decision of setting a book aside forever. Life is
too short.
Best Movie –
Once Upon a Time In Hollywood
My wife
cringed and covered her eyes during the last twenty minutes. You who’ve seen it
know what I’m talking about. Those who haven’t, if you’re not
Tarantino-squeamish, it’s a must watch. I found the entire movie, and
especially the ending, an immensely enjoyable and satisfying participation in
cosmic justice. If you’ve seen it, I think you’ll agree.
Weirdest Movie –
Horse Girl
Watched this
while the family was in the middle of binging Community. It’s Annie from that show, as a lonely shy
twenty-something who either is a functioning schizophrenic or an alien
abductee. But the movie is so much more, as it’s one of those flicks whose
innate weirdity makes the viewer question reality. Watched it with 16-year-old
Little One, and we both loved its bizarre eccentricity.
Worst Movie – ?
Don’t think I
watched a bad movie. Saw a bunch of mediocre ones, but none which deserve the
award. Let it remain vacant in 2020.
Last movie seen in a movie theater
– Call of the Wild with Patch, Crawl with my friend.
Rest in
peace, movie theaters. You were unjustly murdered. I will catch your killer.
Best Netflix –
The Blacklist
Our current
binge. We are currently starting Season Four. Wish there was a little less “innocents
having their heads blown apart”, but the incredibly complex and witty writing
transcends the dumpster dives into amorality.
Worst Netflix
– The Witcher
Ugh. I
despise feminism and modern tropes tossed into medieval settings. Plus the
Superman guy protagonist just looked weird and felt out of place.
Best Song
– “Swan Song” from Led Zeppelin
Discovered
this back in October or November, and listen to it regularly. It’s the “Midnight
Moonlight” song from Jimmy Page’s 1984 The
Firm album, as originally recorded in the mid-70s with Bonham on drums and
John Paul Jones on bass. A million percent improvement! Wish they would’ve
gotten it together for Physical Graffiti.
Alas, they didn’t, but you can check it and a whole number of Zeppelin
outtakes, on Youtube.
Best Youtube channel
– Gary and Ian’s Off The Shelf Reviews
In the past
two months I’ve probably watched 50 or 60 of their movie reviews, going back
six or seven years. The two English lads have a funny rapport and remind me of
the dudes I used to watch flicks with back in the late 80s. They specialize in
horror and SF reviews, but also do such films as Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, Das Boot, TV shows and video games.
Phases during 2020:
Derek Prince’s
brand of Christianity
World War II
Sherlock
Holmes
Reading through
the King James Bible (and the Douay-Rheims for the Gospels)
Six weeks of The Count of Monte Cristo
Walking and
weightlifting
Losing 20
pounds on the Keto Diet
The “Monstrumologist”
books
Re-reads (The Hobbit, Magic, The Spinner, Lord Foul’s Bane)
Best phase? I dunno. I’m currently still in the World
War II phase, with six books on the shelf awaiting a first reading, plus a
historical fantasy novel based on it in the outline stage. So let’s award the
Second World War as the Best Phase of 2020.
But I loved them all!