Saturday, May 22, 2010

Quark Soup


I made the mistake yesterday of heating up a can of Progresso Quark Soup and froze the entire universe. For 75 billion years. The reason you or I have no conscious awareness of this is because entities from a universe adjacent to our own were able to break into our frozen bubble of spacetime, diagnose the problem, and set things right. And give me a big scolding in the process.


Mea culpa.

Mea maxima culpa.

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