Another Job I'd Like To Have

Spokesperson for the Obama Administration

[Ed. – I almost typed spokesman!!! Mea culpa!!]

No one would ask me any tough questions, whatever I said would simply be accepted at face value, and I wouldn’t be responsible as long as I kept repeating what they told me behind closed doors.

It’d be much better than my current job, where at any moment management could ask me something out of left field, I would be required to provide written or reported backup for my opinions, and I have to think for myself when any of the dozen or so daily crises pop up.

Job I'd Like To Have

Custodian of a hotel during the four snowed-in months it closed every year.


It’s not like I’d go insane or anything …


I’d probably enjoy the solitude.

If You Have It All To Do Over Again

Throw that punch in second grade.