My children:
“Bro, can I have a play date with Amanda?”
My mom:
“Hi, bro, just want to know if your family is still
coming for Thanksgiving.”
My pastor:
“To get to heaven, bro, you must take up your cross
and follow Him.”
My vet:
“Sorry, bro, it might be best to euthanize your
daughter’s hamster.”
My realtor:
“Bro, we can easily get $400k for your home!”
My banker:
“Now is the most opportune time to refinance, bro.”
My doctor:
“Bro, it’s cancer.”
And don’t get me started on “brah” …
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