Friday, November 9, 2018

People I Never Want Calling Me "Bro"



My children:

“Bro, can I have a play date with Amanda?”


My mom:

“Hi, bro, just want to know if your family is still coming for Thanksgiving.”


My pastor:

“To get to heaven, bro, you must take up your cross and follow Him.”


My vet:

“Sorry, bro, it might be best to euthanize your daughter’s hamster.”


My realtor:

“Bro, we can easily get $400k for your home!”


My banker:

“Now is the most opportune time to refinance, bro.”


My doctor:

“Bro, it’s cancer.”


And don’t get me started on “brah” …


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