I am Pro-Choice

It’s official, and it’s a fact:

I am Pro-Choice.

Four choices, actually.

1) Abstinence

2) Contraception

3) Adoption

and

4) Motherhood.

That’s it. Those are the only acceptable choices I’m willing to concede.

Hat tip to Steven Crowder.

N.B.: Even more official, as a Catholic, I would change Choice #2 from Contraception to Natural Family Planning. But as it stands writ above, I think this is a good position to lay groundwork to undermine the evil rationale of the Pro-Choice” euphemism.