Thursday, April 29, 2021

Don't Like This World Right Now

 

In 2013, I watched my first Mets game in three decades, got hooked, spent the entire season rooting for them and going to Citi Field and buying all sorts of merch, and enjoyed every heartbreaking minute of it.


In 2014, I spent some time reading through about ninety-nine percent of the published works of horror forerunner H. P. Lovecraft, and enjoyed every creepy minute of it.


In 2015, I got my middle-aged buttock in gear and walked a two or three hundred miles and lifted a couple tons of iron, and enjoyed every sweaty, strenuous minute of it.


In 2016, I began studying for my tax certification to begin a part-time gig preparing taxes for the masses for some extra coin, and enjoyed every overly complicated minute of it.


In 2017, I jammed for hours and hours on the Gibson Epiphone guitar the Mrs. got me for my fiftieth birthday, and enjoyed every calloused finger and off-key minute of it.


In 2018, I marched with Napoleon throughout 18th-century Europe and studied side-by-side with this complex god-emperor, and enjoyed every harshly fascinating minute of it.


In 2019, I dove deep into the Beatles oeuvre, read up on Custer and his eponymous massacre, delved into the mirror-sports world of Bundesliga soccer, marathoned through seasons of Under the Dome and 24 with the girls after work, reread a half-dozen classic – to me – novels, and even nursed an ankle sprain that nearly separated my metatarsals from my tibias and fibulas, and enjoyed every glorious minute of it.


Why can’t we have good things anymore?

 


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