Friday, June 24, 2022

Now This is Something to Celebrate!

 

As someone somewhere else has noted, hundreds and thousands of babies will survive because of the Supreme Court Dobbs ruling today. And that’s wonderful news.

 

As a reminder, I am pro-choice:

 

Four choices, actually.

 

 

1) Abstinence

 

2) Contraception

 

3) Adoption

 

and

 

4) Motherhood.

 

 

That’s it. Those are the only acceptable choices I’m willing to concede.

 

Great job SCOTUS. 


Saturday, June 18, 2022

Book Review: Voyage to the City of the Dead




© 1984 by Alan Dean Foster

 

Alan Dean Foster – ADF, for this review – has a special place in my heart, right behind Asimov and Silverberg and adjacent to Goulart and Wolf. Who are these names? Well, you should know Asimov and Silverberg, SF Grandmasters, writers who first introduced wee young Hopper to science fiction. ADF, Goulart, and Wolf filled out that introduction. I must’ve read twenty or so of the novels of these men before I entered my teenage years.

 

I first learned of ADF primarily through his novelizations of science fiction movies. For my twelfth birthday an uncle bought me Alien. Through friends and magazines and whatnot I knew about the Ridley Scott film and was super-excited about it, but because of my age there was no way my parents would ever allow me to see it. So I devoured the novel. Again and again.

 

Other ADF novels followed. Star Wars, ostensibly written by George Lucas but actually ghost-written by Foster, was read that summer, quickly followed by The Black Hole. The early 80s saw me burning through Krull, Outland, and The Thing. Then a long pause until 1991, where I remember reading a roommate’s copy of an original ADF work, Cachalot. In 2007 I tried another ADF original, Midworld, the review of which in a very, very early blog posting can be found here. In 2013 I read his Splinter in the Mind’s Eye, the supposed sequel to Star Wars before Empire took its place, and re-read The Black Hole for nostalgia’s sake.

 

Thus my pedigree with ADF.

 

This copy of Voyage to the City of the Dead I picked up in a used book store on Hilton Head, SC, while visiting my in-laws way back in August of 2015. I remember reading 5 or 10 pages of it down there and being completely overwhelmed. Could be all the activities we were doing – swimming, kayaking, sightseeing – or it could be the dinner parties my in-laws constantly had. Or it could be the thick alien society we’re thrust into in the opening pages. Regardless, it felt daunting but I sensed it to be worthwhile, perhaps thinking back on my Midworld experience. I brought it home and put it on the shelf, where it sat for six years, and took it down to Texas with all my other possessions in the move last year.

 

What a wise choice that turned out to be!

 

Yes, the novel’s first chapter is dense as the reader learns to familiarize himself with the world of the Mai. An intelligent humanoid species I envisioned as hairless apes working the great river Skar, which splits the planet Horseye nearly in half, from equator to northern pole. The temperature’s a moist 115 degrees, and the Mai are traders and sailors who seem to have internalized the best and worst of capitalism as sort of their spiritual philosophy.

 

Oh – I forgot! Like any worthy science fiction or fantasy novel, there’s a map! There’s also an elevation chart! Plus a temperature elevation chart! You see, ADF is a master at creating ecosystems. If that’s your thing, he’s your writer. Horseye seems to have not one, not two, but three alien races. The Mai at sea level, plying their trade upon the Skar. The great river cuts a deep valley nearly 8,000 meters deep through the continent. So about halfway up that are the intelligent humanoid anteaters called the Tsla (very like Tibetan lamas in the novel), and up on the “surface,” 8 kilometers above the Skar, are tribes of Na, very much resembling, in my humble mind, the Bumble from Rudolf the Red Nosed Raindeer. Each has its own society, customs, language, beliefs, and temperament.

 

All this is introduced to us as we follow bickering husband-and-wife scientists Etienne and Lyra Redowl as they journey from equator to pole to map out the new world. The journey is done in their futuristic AI riverboat, about the only thing keeping them alive on Horseye. Since Etienne’s a geologist and Lyra’s a sociologist, the planet and its inhabitants come to life to us through their discoveries and interactions.

 

That alone would make this a worthy book to read, but there’s more. Not one, not two, but three double-crosses, all of which the Redowls barely escape with their lives. The last takes us up to the northernmost source of the Skar, where a character is revealed to be Something Else than we suspect, and the Something Else reveals something so mind-blowing that I hesitate to reveal it here on the off chance one of the tens of people who might read this in the next century might want to take it upon himself to read Voyage. It gave me goosebumps, which is a fairly uncommon yet very pleasant thing to experience when reading a book.

 

So, of course I give it an A+. Could be the best book I’ve read this year so far, here at the halfway point. It’s part of ADF’s “Commonwealth” series, a series of books set in a specific universe though not necessary sharing the same characters. (Both Midworld and Cachalot are Commonwealth books.) I think next time I’m at the used books store I’ll search these types of books out. The next time the SF bug hits me again (probably by September).


Saturday, June 11, 2022

Book Review: The Colors of Space

  


© 1963 by Marion Zimmer Bradley

 

 

OK, deep breath. Many weird feelings with this one.

 

First, the good.

 

This is my third time through The Colors of Space. The first time I read it must have been in the late 70s, during my own personal Golden Age of Science Fiction (age 12), if not a year or two earlier. I discovered it mysteriously on a shelf in my grandparent’s basement, and only later did I figure it must have belonged to my uncle, only eight years older than me. In short order I read it, and while a lot of it sailed over my head, some scattered trivia in the novel and some rudimentary SF tropes stayed with me for decades.

 

For example, one of the aliens in the story is named Ringg. Ringg. With two g’s at the end. I vividly remembered it over the years, long after I forgot the book’s title and authoress. Another plot point that stuck with me was my first introduction to color blindness. Our hero undergoes substantial plastic surgery to disguise himself among the bad aliens, who cannot see color. Then, during a seemingly harmless conversation, he mentions that a certain star is “green.” He catches himself and realizes no one else has caught on to his mistake. At least, he thinks so, and the tension of uncertainty ratchets up.

 

So I read it and it sailed away down the river of forgetfulness, save for those two items.

 

About fifteen years ago, curious and nostalgic, I did some web searching one afternoon using the key words “Ringg” and “color blind” and, after numerous dead ends, landed upon the correct title. Ah! Time for a re-read! Soon the postman brought the The Colors of Space to my mailbox and I immediately commenced its re-read.

 

This happened the year before I started this blog, so I did not review here in these electronic pages. I don’t remember much feeling one way or the other, except that I enjoyed it. Some scenes in the beginning and middle had a déjà vu feel to them, but of the ending it was as if I had undergone a Lharian brain wipe (what our aliens do to you after you’ve traveled with them between the stars).

 

Finally, about two months ago, I scored it in a local bookstore as a reward for a stressful yet productive month of labor. After reading a lot of military history and epics this spring, I decided to run through a bunch of my SF paperbacks, and this was #3 on my list. I read it, for the third time in my life, in four days.

 

And I loved it! To me, this is the quintessential Golden Age science fiction story. Every young fan of SF needs to read this story. It ranks right up there with all of Asimov and Heinlein’s “juveniles.”

 

The Colors of Space is a concise, compact tale of a young man avenging his father and giving mankind the “gift” of travel between the stars. Our hero, young Bart Steel, is waiting for his dad at a Lhari spaceport. The Lhari are a race of alien traders who alone know the secret of interstellar travel. Turns out Bart’s dad has been killed by the Lhari, and a stranger impersonating Bart’s father tells the young man he must finish his father’s quest: transform himself into a Lhari, learn the secret – it has something to do with an “eighth color” – and share it with his human masters. Bart follows through, but soon learns that the Lhari may be more “human” than they present and the humans are more “monsters” than they realize.

 

A fast paced tale to satisfy any youngling with an interest in science, fiction, and science fiction. Some tense scenes, some action scenes, and a satisfying conclusion where the real bad guys get it and everyone ends up happy.

 

So, naturally, I grade this an A+. Glad I re-read it that third time. Took me back to happy place in my childhood.

 

So why all the rumbling about weird feelings at the beginning of this post?

 

Well, it has to do with something that happened between my second and third reading of this book. Something I found out:

 

Marion Zimmer Bradley’s daughter came forward and stated that she had been abused by her mother between the ages of 3 and 12. Her father, too, was involved and had sexually abused other children, of which her mother knew about. I believed he was convicted and may have spent time in prison towards the end of his life, in 1993. Bradley herself got her reward in 1999.

 

In addition to the child sexual abuse, Bradley was a hardcore feminist and extremely pro other perversions I will not go into in this blog. She is probably most famous for her Mists of Avalon series, a feminist and pro other perversion take on the Arthurian mythos. Fortunately, by the time my daughters were old enough to read fantasy books on this level, I was aware of this woman’s deviancies, and I was able to steer them away from these books.

 

For the past two or three years, I have been an ardent anti-“Cancel Culture” man. But now I faced a dilemma before I picked up Colors of Space a third time. Do I re-read a beloved work when the author’s disgusting personal life is pubic knowledge? (At least, for those in the know.)

 

I was troubled, and really did give much thought to whether I should read the book. Though I’d only be devoting three or four hours to read it, it still would be three or four hours of my life I’d never get back. And I am a firm believer in the GIGO application to the mind, body, and soul – Garbage In, Garbage Out. Would I want this woman infecting my life with her nastiness?

 

Hmmm.

 

Wisdom came from my youngest daughter, age 13. I had spoken about this with my wife and oldest, too, but Patch came up with the elegant solution. “Dad,” she said, “does she write about child abuse in her novel?”

 

“No.”

 

“Then it’s okay to read it.”

 

That made sense to me. We talked over some other possible examples. It’s okay to cancel OJ Simpson because he wrote a book about murdering his wife, which he actually did (and another innocent person). It’s not okay to cancel Pete Tchaikovsky because his countrymen invaded a bordering nation unprovoked 130 years after his death. Or something like that. Or more specifically, you shouldn’t cancel The Colors of Space because of Bradley’s deviancies, but it’s okay to cancel The Mists of Avalon.

 

I dunno. It’s not an airtight hard-and-fast ironclad rule, but it allowed me to read this childhood classic guilt free. YMMV.

 


Tuesday, June 7, 2022

Book Review: The Water of Thought

 


© 1981 by Fred Saberhagen (novel-length treatment of a story © 1965)

 

The Water of Thought was the second book in my current, half-dozen “return to the old yellow SF paperback” reading run. It sat on my shelves a relatively short time, a little over a year-and-a-half, meaning it was probably the last book I purchased before I learned of our family relocation to Texas. Not that there’s any meaning in that.

 

Anyway, like most of my paperback SF selections, it was a sleek, swift read. Finished the 240-page novel in four days. I found that once reading it I couldn’t put it down, but once I put it down, I didn’t feel an incredible urge to pick it up again. Hmm. A weird relationship thus developed between me and Water of Thought. But I knew I’d finish it. First, it was too short to drop. Second, my interest was piqued: I wanted to figure out what, exactly, this Water of Thought was.

 

Our story takes place on Kappa, a jungle planet with a small contingent of human colonists living in a dome. Or a compound. Or a domed compound. Not sure. But Kappa does have indigenous life, and that life can be dangerous. Not the least are humanoid tribesman slightly lower on the evolutionary scale than our colonists, as well as tribal hominids with the intelligence of super smart gorillas with rudimentary language, who in turn are, in large numbers, enslaved by the humanoid tribesman.

 

Got that?


We begin with rugged planeteer Boris Brazil lounging on some well-deserved R&R with his lady friend, Brenda. Planeteers are kind of like professional planet settlers, jacks-of-all-trade, who come in, help domesticate a large chunk of a world, then move on to the next world. I liked this, and I liked Boris’s single-mindedness.

 

He’s called back to the compound when one of the anthropologists, Eddie Jones, goes rogue. Seems that the scientist was last seen speaking with some tribal witch doctors, drank something, killed one of the tribesmen, then disappeared in a suit. A suit which is basically a fully armed and armored robotic second skin. Oh, and it turns out a year earlier another anthropologist, Magnuson, had gone missing without a trace.

 

Care to guess what was in that bottle?



Yep. The Water of Thought.

 

Boris and Brenda, a helicopter pilot, take off in pursuit. And thus the action begins.

 

I enjoyed it. Eddie ambushes Boris and Brenda, and forces Boris to drink the Water. Now, to Eddie, the effect is to turn the man into a raving addict who will do anything to get his fix of this liquid. To Boris, it makes his will completely subservient to Eddie. Brenda in hiding, the two men march off to find the source of the Water. Magnuson is found, set up as sort of a benevolent Colonel Kurtz. The Water made him into a megalomaniac who thinks he can manipulate evolution, and wants to bring enlightenment to the enslaved hominids. There are more pursuits, a tribal initiation part test part trial, an effort to set up an illegal “water” smuggling ring, murder, deception, and betrayal.

 

Now, that’s all good. It was a nice tale that kept the pages turning. But the main thing I wanted to know was what exactly this Water is, and why it does to humans what it does. Several more drink it in the novel – one becomes dictatorially evil, another is enflamed with lust, and third chucks morality to wallow in greed. Does the water bring out our lowest, basic instincts? If so, why does Boris simply lose his self-will? This was a major thorn in my, er, brain when reading the book. Does it bring out our strongest desire then? Or our most recent desire?

 

What the Water actually is revealed to be, is very, very clever. A little gross, but clever. Though the book is four decades old, I won’t spoil it. It had a very scientific edge to it, something like Hal Clement would write though this is more soft science than he is wont to expound. Come to think of it, the book had a very Silverbergian feel to it – as in Robert Silverberg. It felt like a long-lost Silverberg novel, with Kappa’s highly dangerous and occasionally creepy ecosphere. Though pleasantly surprised at the Water’s “source,” the effects it had on others still didn’t make sense to me.

 

But maybe I misread a sentence somewhere. I dunno.

 

The armored body suits worn and the tricks and ruses to get one’s enemies out of a suit I liked a lot. The villains were somewhat one-dimensional, but got well-deserved satisfying comeuppances. Relationships were refreshingly traditional, no doubt due to the source material being written before 1965. And I absolutely loved the cringe-worthy names: Boris Brazil, his lady friend Brenda, her friend Jane, Eddie Jones, Morton, Magnuson, and Peter “Mayor Pete” Kaleta.

 

The Water of Thought had a surprisingly touching scene in the final chapter. How the death of a secondary character affected me! Killed by mistake, without justification, without public knowledge of what this character did for Boris. No one to know of its sacrifice … but there were hints in the final pages that justice would be served.

 

In the couple hundred SF books I’ve read, I’ve only read one other Saberhagen book, After the Fact, a time travel tale of saving President Lincoln from John Wilkes Booth. For some reason I always confuse him with Harry Turtledove, another author of whom I’ve only read one work Worldwar: In the Balance. (Turtledove’s book is an alternate history of World War II, where aliens invade earth sometime in 1943. That series deserves more exploration.)

 

I awarded an additional half-star because the book contains – pictures! 32 black-and-white drawings of action scenes from the novel. Only other paperbacks in which I saw something similar were Andre Norton’s Voorloper and Philip Jose Farmer’s Tarzan-ish Flight to Opar. Must’ve been a late 70s / early 80s thing, these illustrations in sci fi paperbacks.

 

Grade: B+



Brenda dropping from a helicopter!



Saturday, June 4, 2022

Book Review: The Galactic Rejects

 



© 1973 by Andrew J. Offutt

 

This slim, 151-page SF paperback is the first in my current detour in the “Quick Reads Long in the On-Deck Circle.” After War and Peace and a bunch of military tomes on Napoleon and Richard Sharpe, I listed about a half-dozen of these quickies for a side trip into nostalgia, reading mileage, and to get my science fiction chops back. It was a pleasant read over six days, but I could’ve put it away in half that time save for my daughter’s graduation and relatives flying in and partying and dining out.

 

A short synopsis in honor of the novel’s shortness:

 

For nineteen years Earth has been locked in a brutal territorial war with the Azulians. A space cruiser returning from the front with refugees, casualties, and traumatized soldiers is hit by enemy fire and all hands must abandon ship in three-man lifepods. One such pod containing three burnt-out soldiers lands on the remote planet of Bor, whose civilization is roughly akin to the Amish in late 19th-century America.

 

Rinegar is fifty-ish, a telepath, who spied with his wife among the Azulians. She was caught and tortured to death and now he’s a hollow shell of his former self. The other two are Bernie, a thirty-something man who has the ability to telepath short distances, and Cory, a teen girl who has powers of telekinesis, both also suffering war fatigue. These are our heroes.

 

To make a living on Bor they become carnies. Yep, that’s right. They join a traveling circus, using their abilities to gain fame and fortune, to ferret out corruption and cheating among the fair, and to win over the carnival’s owner. A year or two goes by and they have achieved near fame on the planet as they await rescue that may or may not come.

 

Had I read this at age 11 or 12, I’d have eaten it up. Loved it. It was amusing to read as an adult of a somewhat mature age, but it did hearken a bit back at those feelings of wonder, of “falling into a story,” I had all those decades ago. Ray Bradbury could’ve turned this into an instant classic.

 

Then, quite suddenly, an Azulian ship lands on Bor.

 

Soon the hostile aliens begin abducting Borean youths to be shipped off planet as slave labor. Our three protagonists are faced with a dilemma: give up fame, fortune, and comfort, or re-join the war effort and put an end to this pre-invasion of the Enemy.

 

All in all, I would have given it a solid B. It might have been an A if I read it as a kid, but judging on the plot, the characters, and giving credit that this gentle throwback of a novel actually pulled me in, I give it a solid B. It would have been a B+ though, if not for the shocking, abrupt, and surprising death of one of our main characters in the last two pages! Perhaps Offutt was trying to bring some grit to the story. I dunno. Felt out of place to me, so I had no choice but to sadly put that “+” back in the writing desk drawer.

 

I don’t know much about Offutt. I could’ve sworn I’d read at least one of his books before, which is probably why I picked it up in the first place. But in reality I confused him with Chad Oliver, whose novel Shadows in the Sun I read eleven years ago. Offutt has somewhat of a checkered past, in that in addition to an SF bibliography of about twenty novels in the ’70s and ’80s, he also authored “at least 420 pornographic / erotic works under seventeen different pen names”, if Wikipedia is to be trusted (no pun intended). He also penned a trio of Conan stories in his travels.

 

All that aside, The Galactic Rejects felt a bit like an overlong short story, but one that I enjoyed nevertheless. It would be interesting had Offutt did the expanded universe to this book, as is done so much nowadays, as my curiosotiy had been piqued by the Earthling-Azulian War.