Showing posts with label Paris. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Paris. Show all posts

Friday, November 10, 2023

Books on the Seine

 

So I was scrolling randomly through my Twitter feed the other day and this image pops up:

 


 

I was actually in this bookstore! Eleven and a half years ago! I walked those painted stone floors and perused those dusty, wonderful shelves!


Back in the spring of 2012, my wife won a trip to Paris at her annual sales meeting. I blogged about it extensively here all those years ago. One evening, a Thursday I think, we booked a restaurant overlooking the river Seine with the Cathedral of Notre Dame on the far side just off to the left (we already visited that magnificent church). It was within walking distance of our hotel, and as we meandered along the riverbank to the eatery my wife noticed Shakespeare and Company and urged me to venture inside.


Unfortunately, and not unexpectedly, the vast majority of the books were in French. Oh, if I had a magic genie, I’d ask to be literate in that language. I tackled it back then but just had no aptitude for the phonetics and linguistics. The wife did all my speaking and translating that week.


But inside this fresh-out-of-the-nineteenth-century bookstore there was an English section, and in that section appeared an entire “vertical” shelf devoted to – science fiction master Philip K. Dick!


I was a huge devotee of PKD back from, say, 2004 to 2012, and devoured his books and short stories, his nonfiction essays, and even a biography. It hardly made any sense, but it was fun and intriguing. However, all these books – and there were about two dozen of them – all were of the oversized paperback variety. Basically hardcover size with a flimsy cover. (These are my least favorite type of book, design-wise.) And they were all priced around 20 euros a piece – around $26 each at the going exchange back then. Too pricey and too ugly for a souvenir, but in a weird way I appreciated their presence at this venerable bookseller. I left after a half hour, purchaseless.


One other memory of Paris, re: books. As you walked along the Seine, there’d be these mobile stands that sold traditional-sized paperbacks and magazines every block or so. I was fascinated with the type of literature being sold here, for it was a window into the mind of these sellers as what the typical tourist would want to buy, and indeed must have bought in the past. I recall the most insane book I saw at one of these stands – a novelization of the 1980s American TV show Dallas … in French! Qui a tiré sur JR? (if my Google translate is being faithful to the idiom).


Anyway, today is for me a mental health PTO day from work. I plan to read, watch a classic 50s sci-fi flick, drive out for a sandwich at lunch and maybe pick up a record. Happy Friday!


Friday, November 13, 2015

Heartsick for Paris




Freedom Tower, NYC, 9:30 pm EST


Saturday, July 19, 2014

Twenty-Six Months Ago


Oh, to go back in time, and rest for a while …

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Sunday, June 10, 2012

En Bateau


I listened to this piece composed by Debussy on the flight back from Paris two weeks ago. While not quite the arrangment I heard (the piano and/or harp parts were more a plucked lute-like instrument), it seemed to me, at the time, perennially French. Although that label could be applied to just about anything and everything written by Debussy. Thus so, it both recaps and encompasses in an emotional-musical way my entire trip to Paris.

Enjoy …




Friday, June 8, 2012

Paris: Miscellanea


A Cast of Thousands:

 
Arsenio Hall, Clay Aiken, Agnes, Indian Petitioner Girls, Elise, Kevin, Serge, Victor, Cigarette Smoking Girls, Flower Guy, Winston Churchill, Champs-Élysées Trashcan Mugger, Victor Hugo, Cat-sized Pigeons, Stinky Trinket Street Vendors, Atlanta Folks, Egyptian Mummies on Park Benches, Timid Asian Girls In Search of a Route to the Arc de Triomphe, The Little French Pony-Tailed Girl, Felicienne Foulard, The Japanese Coco Chanel Fan Club, The Pigeon Shouter, the Louvre Crew (Thomas Aquinas, Napoleon, Mona Lisa, Venus de Milo, and Rameses III), Be-capped Taxi Driver, Absolute Minimal Effort Du Lys Concierge, Frantic Asian Frenchman at the Du Lys, The Pants Barker, French Stomp, Beggar Lady #1, Asian Guitarists, Middle-aged Mad Max café waiter, Bald Brasserie Waiter, French-Learning Rosacea Guy, Dazed Bicycle Victim, Super Post Office Lady, Beggar Lady #2, Jules Verne-ish Bookseller, Chanel Counterlady at Le Bon Marché, Madame L’Oisseau, French Lurch, Old Guy Who Refused to Smile Getting His Picture Taken In Front of Notre Dame, Drunken Seine Polluter, Gelato Guy, cute toddlers riding trains, 24 French soldiers armed with submachine guns, American Airlines Drill Sergeant, and … Matt Damon

 

 

Top Six (Personal) Sights of Paris (in no particular order):

 
  • The interior mosaics and stained glassworks of the Basilique du Sacre Coeur
  • The exterior façade of the Notre Dame Cathedral
  • Anywhere facing the Seine (any of the bridges, stone walls, or cobblestone pathways where you can hear the water flow) 
  • The tree-lined paths of Les Jardines des Luxembourg
  • Overlooking the sparkling Eiffel Tower at the top of any night-time hour 
  • The Italian painting wing of the Louvre

 

 
Beret Sightings:

 
2 (one by me, one by my wife)

 

 

Blue/White Horizontal Striped Shirt Sightings:

 
1 (by my wife, not me, alas)

 

 

Cigarette Smoker and Scarf Wearer Sightings:

 
1,981 (give or take a couple dozen)

 

 

Incidents of Overt Rudeness:

 
0.5 – slight roll of the eyes by a waitress; could be directed at a lack of spousal indecisiveness ordering lunch rather than an over attempt at anti-Americanism.

 

 

What I’d Do Next Time in Paris:

 
  • Climb the heights! Notre Dame (410 steps), Arc de Triomph (248 steps), Eiffel Tower (elevator, thank God!) 
  • Take a boat ride on the Seine 
  • Spend an entire day appreciating the Louvre 
  • See Napoleon’s tomb in Les Invalides 
  • Visit the Cimetiere du Pere-Lachaise, the famous cemetery on the outskirts of northeast Paris (burial site of composers Bizet, Rossini, Poulenc, Chopin, writers Balzac, Comte, Proust, painters Seurat, Delacroix, Modigliani, and singers Maria Callas and Jim Morrison) 
  • Take the little ones with us!

 

Thursday, June 7, 2012

Paris: Day Five


We woke up around 9:30 Saturday morning, well-rested and refreshed. The night was not that hot; neither was the tiny room despite both windows being sealed shut while we slept. Not knowing if complimentary breakfast at the Hotel du Lys ended at 10 or 10:30, we wasted no time showering and dressing and negotiated that treacherous stairway down to the lobby.

A flustered bald Asian man was both the chef and the busboy. (I also spotted him gathering laundry and I assumed he cleaned the rooms during the afternoons.) The small lobby was a little cramped with tables, about half of which were occupied by other guests. We were the last ones down, and for a minute I didn’t think we’d get breakfast as the remaining guests were all getting up to leave. But the little man came out shortly and placed a tray of rolls, croissants, jellies, butters, coffee and juice in front of us.

While we were waiting I went over to a middle-aged French woman behind the desk and asked her the best way to get to the Charles de Gaulle Airport. Our flight was due to board at 5:10, and I didn’t want us all stressed out getting lost trying to get there. The day before my wife asked a third desk employee if the B Line took you to the airport, and he said it did, depending on which terminal you need to go to. Uh oh. Our e-tickets had nothing indicating terminal or airport number on them. While this woman couldn’t clarify that question, she did say that you needed special tickets for the B Line Metro, ones that cost a bit more, since it went all the way out of Paris to the airport itself.

We returned to our room to pack up our clothes and possessions. An frustrating choice faced us. Being only 10:30 or so, we still had time to do one thing before the need to get to the airport became imperative. What to do? Lunch didn’t seem appealing right after we ate breakfast. We had seen all the nearby sights, some many times considering our marathon walk the night before. My wife wanted to visit the Galleries Lafayette in a mission similar to yesterday’s reconnaissance work at Le Bon Marché. Had we a full day, I’d agree, but a visit there would entail two Metro lines, and I didn’t feel our expertise coupled with our limited time would yield a successful visit and stress-free trip to the airport. The problem was, I couldn’t come up with an alternative.

The clock was mercilessly ticking. By 11 we decided to journey out to the airport, but take our time and enjoy the view – the final views we’d be seeing of this great city.

I overcame the challenge of hauling 100+ pounds of luggage down those uneven, tilted steps, nearly a hundred of them, without falling and tumbling down, breaking a neck, arm, or ankle. There was a moment of panic when, checking out, that same French woman asked how I would pay for the rooms. “Don’t you have my card on hold?” I asked, fishing around for my wallet. They did, but they wanted to run a card while I was there. Fortunately, I brought the one card I had notified I’d be traveling abroad. Once paid up, we checked on out, handing back the room key on the massive block of wood.

We wheeled our luggage up the street, traversing the Rues Serpente et Danton and the Boulevard Saint Michel one final time. We crossed that busy street and descended the Metro stairs – tricky, with all that luggage. Not only didn’t want to break neck, arm, and/or ankle, but didn’t want any thieves to run off with our bag(s).

My wife camped out with the baggage and suggested (ordered) me to go and get tickets, find out where our train platform was, and go back and get her. Truth be told, it was a little too much for me. Figuring out those French machines, that is. I followed the tunnel about twenty or thirty yards, came to a fork, took a right turn, went down more stairs, and voila! There was a ticket booth with a person in it. But since I don’t parle francaise, and my femme does, I went back and got her and our luggage.

But when we returned, there was a shade down at the booth! Ahhh! Victims of public servants taking early lunch breaks! Fortunately, there were electronic ticket machines there but unfortunately they would not accept the paper euro currency I had left. A second time my wife suggested (ordered) me to seek tickets elsewhere, and come back and get her.

I went back up to that fork and took the other path. After descending more steps, I finally spotted at a live person in a ticket booth. You’d be proud of me. I was able to convey to her that I needed two tickets, B Line Metro, to Charles de Gaulle airport. And you know what the funny thing is? Steve Martin is right. When you’re speaking English to a French person and trying to get them to understand your language, you adapt a French accent. Weird. I did, and I’m not proud of myself.

Finally ticketed, we were able to locate the B platform and board the train. The only potential problem was which terminal our flight was going to leave from. This was solved when I just happened to notice a helpful sign for Charles de Gaulle posted on the other side of the cabin. It listed which airlines went with which terminals, and, to our relief, I discovered American Airlines was listed with Terminal 2. We had been planning on debarking at Terminal 1.

There was a very cute three-year-old girl standing across from where we sat. She definitely wore an air of sneaky playful troublemaker, doing the old Yes! No! Yes! No! with her older sister, all smiles as she busted the older one’s chops. Though in French it’s Cie! No! Cie! No! Then, the older one got off at one stop and it turns out our little jokester was not related to them at all, just ships passing in the night, or little girls on a train. It was a funny little episode that made us think of how nice it will be once we get home to our little playful troublemakers.

The whole Metro journey took about a half-hour, half of that above ground in the outer environs of Paris. We exited at Charles de Gaulle 1 and line-fed into an escalator up a level. While I retain no notion of the shape or pattern of the airport, it seemed humongously cavernous walking it. More escalators followed, followed by long empty corridors, until we finally found ourselves in front of the empty American Airlines counter. We were the only ones there save for an older male clerk, who told us the counter wouldn’t open until 1:15, about a half-hour away. So we waited, first on line of a line of two.

I people-watched, and in this airport, the people I enjoyed watching the best were the soldiers! Loved their presence. They would patrol about in groups of four, decked out in their camo gear, sub-machine guns cradled in their arms. Chatting easily among themselves, but I knew they were watching, noting, examining the crowds of travelers they’d pass. How reassuring it was to see them! While we waited on that line (actually turned out to be over 45 minutes), I saw three groups of soldiers mosey on by.

Finally we were checked in by a hardcore bald black man who worked for the airlines. In one sentence he’d be all laughing and joking, and then when you laughed and joked back, he’d get all deadly serious. I guess that’s okay; I felt that I had to really work to convince him I packed my own luggage and didn’t let it out of my sight over the past two hours, and I felt he still didn’t hundred-percent believe me. My wife felt the same way, even more so, as she felt she bonded with him, not having learned that this man ran hot-cold, hot-cold. Better safe than sorry; that’s my motto in airline travel. I respected the tough grilling I got from the drill sergeant.

Our luggage tagged and taken, we took our carry-ons and headed towards the passport and security checkpoints. We made it through without any problem. Indeed, those parts of the airport were basically empty. A large escalator greeted us beyond the screeners and at the top – wow! – I found myself back in Le Bon Marché … the Duty-Free shopping center. My wife glommed the last bit of euros we had – about fifty – for gifts for the people who’d helped us on these journey: coworkers, my mother, her father, and our friends back home. She told me to head forward and find the Business Class lounge.

Well, that intimidated me a bit. I did walk forward, but took advantage to sit at a couple of funky colored cushion couches every hundred yards or so and further people-watch. Then I found myself in a hot curving corridor leading into a spherical building. Ah! I remember this building from five days ago when we left the incoming plane half-asleep. Soon I found myself in a wide, dark waiting room, with a hundred empty chairs. I felt that a good place to wait for my wife, and broke out my Sacred Heart book and read half-heartedly.

Twenty minutes later my wife appeared, laden with gift bags for friends and family. “Why are you here?” she asked. “Let’s go to the lounge! We got first class tickets, let’s use them!”

Business Class Lounge for American Airlines is actually called the “Admiral’s Club.” Okay. We went down a long escalator and pressed a button at the bottom. The walls pulled apart, secret agent-like, and I felt like I was entering Blofeld’s sitting room. A uniformed man and woman verified our boarding passes, and, once we proved our worth, pointed us in the proper direction, all smiles. When I entered the next room, we were all smiles, too.

To the left were magazine shelves floor to ceiling. Beyond were refrigerated cases of beer, wine, harder stuff. Beyond that were coffee, tea, sandwiches, apples, bananas, cookies, nuts, chips. All free! All self-service! On the right were massive, cushy black leather couches and windows overlooking planes being refueled and loaded with luggage. There were flat screens in the corner flashing news and business channels. When we stepped in, there were only two or three other people in the entire room, a room big enough to fit a hundred.

The Admirals Club rocks!

I had myself a Baileys on the rocks, my wife had a glass of wine (chased by three glass of champagne – shame on you!) We each had a mozzarella and tomato sandwich with some cookies for dessert. I read a newspaper cover-to-cover for the first time in at least a decade, I think it was USA Today but I’m not sure, and Newsweek for an article on the early universe by Brian Greene. The club started to fill up. Hard to profile a first class / business traveler. Some were dressed as slobby and slovenly as possible, others were dressed tennis preppy. Definitely an older clientele, but not to the point of the place resembling a senior early bird special. We stayed there for a quite pleasant hour-and-a-half before we heard the overhead call to begin boarding.

We ascended the escalator and got on line to board when who do we find ourselves in front of – yes! The bald, black drill sergeant from two hours ago! Again with the jokey-laughy-third degree inquisition. My wife inadvertently kept joking with him as he entered his cold phase, so I had to basically interrupt and prod her to answer correctly. Finally we were allowed to pass, and walked down the corridor to get on our plane. Au revoir, France!

Outbound business class treatment was pretty much as awesome and incredible as it was during our arrival flight. The boarding first, the complimentary glass of champagne, the drink once we’ve leveled off, the three-course dinner. I had champagne, of course, and another Bailey’s once we were in the air (there was no delay on the runway this time). For dinner I had that shrimp-salmon appetizer we had on the first flight. The main dish, chicken in some type of cream sauce, wasn’t up to par, but that’s okay. I was pretty full at that point. I brought out my Sacred Heart to read and was getting into it when, about an hour or so into the flight, the stewardess, a pretty blonde woman much more personable than Agnes, switched off the lights. I turned on my overhead light, but it was way too bright, and the woman across the aisle from me was trying to sleep.

Instead of reading, I focused on the entertainment center built into the seat in front of me, which I neglected on the trip out. I put on the (free) headphones and began by sampling their CD collection. I started with the very Gallic Claude Debussy, music that started me reminiscing while still in French airspace. Then I listened to, of all things, “Starship Trooper” by Yes, “Astronomy Domine” by Pink Floyd, and “Third Stone From the Sun” by Jimi Hendrix. Next to me my wife was watching a chick flick, so I decided to sample the movies. I was stunned to see that over twenty flicks were offered to me (not to mention teevee shows and documentaries). I selected the teen-angst-meets-telekinesis Chronicle. While not the greatest piece of cinema I’ve ever seen, it did make 85 minutes fly by, pun intended.

Lot more turbulence of the way home, though for most of the flight we were an hour ahead of schedule. Go figure. We cruised higher, faster, and colder – 36,000 feet, 590 mph, -63 outside the cabin – than on the way out, according to flight data on the flatscreens. I had a few moments of panic when I thought I dropped my Rosary into the mechanical innards of the seat (if I don’t hold my Rosary when we take off, the plane will crash). But it was only entangled around my headphone line. An hour out of New York the stewardesses brought out little pizzas for us to munch on and some diet soda to caffeinate us. We landed at JFK Airport without incident around 7 pm Eastern time and debarked the plane soon after. As business classers, we were allowed off first, while the flight attendant fought back the hordes of sheep in Coach.

Good to be back on solid land again. We headed the mad rush to customs. All we had to declare was some chocolates, four children’s gifts, a can of fois gras, and two bottles of French champagne. About $180.00 or so; there was a form we filled out in advance on the plane. We were fed into the Citizens line and were quickly processed with pretty much no hassle at all. No cross-examinations, nothing. It was basically painless.

The luggage area was almost empty; we were about the third or fourth couple to reach it from our flight, and, miracle of miracles, our luggage came out within five minutes. We headed out the nearest exit onto the loading street beneath the terminal and stopped in the moderate heat and humidity as my wife called her dad who, luckily, was already en route, having anticipated airport traffic (it took him a couple of hours to get back home after dropping us off five days ago). Again we were fortunate. Twenty minutes later he was there to pick us up and drop us back off at our house an hour later.

And the best sight of all on our 2012 Trip to Paris was our two little girls in sun dresses, barefoot, running across the long grass of our front yard, screaming “Mommy! Daddy!” and rushing up to give us massive hugs and kisses before we even got out of the car.

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Paris: Day Four (part II)


After our first exposure on the Champs-Élysées / Place du Concord run, and after negotiating the B Line from Saint Michel to Gare du Nord and back, we were now jaded Metro pros. Well, that’s an exaggeration. We had some competence navigating from point A to point B. So we hopped the underground train at the Sévres-Babylone Metro station just across from L’Oisseau and found ourselves back at our hotel in less than a half-hour.

Exhausted. Hot, sweaty, sleepy, and exhausted.

Our room at the Hotel du Lys was not quite as stifling as it was on Thursday, the day before. Overall the day was cooler and breezier, and that helped cool our air-conditioning-free abode. My wife lay on the bed that took up 70 percent of the free space and was out cold in five minutes. I, too, I must admit, fought fatigue and heavy eyelids. I parked myself at that shelf that doubled as a desk, overlooking the drab yellow stucco-like wall fifteen feet away outside the open window. I read some more Victor Hugo, but my head drooped. I turned some pages in Devotion to the Sacred Heart, but my eyes dropped. Surrendering, I spread our blanket out on the floor and laid down, using one of our carry-on bags as a pillow. Darkness closed out the world, and I took some deep breaths – and was wide awake.

Oh well. These things happen to me. Frequently.

I returned to the desk. All this shifting and shuffling about disturbed my wife. I worked on my idea list that I began the sleepless night before on the bathroom floor. Glacially, time passed, until it was close to 7. Time to decide what to do with tonight, our last night in Paris.

My wife thumbed through some of her guidebooks and settling on a small place called Le Reminet, which promised a view of the Notre Dame Cathedral. I was game. We did the whole shower-get-dressed ritual. Surprisingly, we did not slip out a window and fall six stories to our deaths squeezing past each other getting ready in that tiny room. By 7:45 we padded the cool, twilight streets of Paris. And twilight in Paris lasts about two hours.

We repeated our journey from eight hours ago, heading up to the Quais, then east to the looming Cathedral. Instead of crossing the Pont Notre-Dame, though, we continued on, walking the side of the street opposite the Seine. My wife mentioned that she was sad for me that we never got to see Shakespeare & Co. Book Store, written about so glowingly in Frommers or Fodors or whichever one of the books we had. It’s a store custom-built for me, she said. Suddenly – there it was! I saw it first, recessed a bit behind the store we were passing, and pointed it out to her. “Go on in,” she urged, and eagerly I went.

As I entered, I immediately envisioned a great used book store of outstanding quality and character. Uneven floors, narrow aisles, multiple levels, shelving stuck everywhere: from floor to ceiling, corners, tables, doorways. Little handwritten subject signs, stuck here and there as unobtrusive guideposts. In stores like these I seek out three such guideposts: Philosophy, Religion, and Science Fiction. After staking out a plausible route through the tiny, packed store, I found myself at the Science Fiction section … and was disappointed. Two columns from floor to ceiling, but no dog-eared books. No, everything seemed new, or “second-hand” new. Not 1970s ancient. Not even 90s ancient. I knew anything I picked off the shelves would be too expensive, especially with the plus-thirty-percent exchange rate penalty. And it was true. I did note a greater selection of PKD books than you’ll find in an American store, and believe me, I was tempted. Around the corner I found Religion, and it was two simple horizontal shelves, each four feet long, one above the other. Nothing of note (when it comes to Religion, it’s gotta be written before 1960 to be worthwhile; all the books here were modern). I glanced across to Philosophy – ah! Larger, almost a whole wall. But there was a man and a woman examining those books ahead of me, and he in a wheelchair … a quick mental calculation realized the payoff wouldn’t be worth the effort.

So, I went out and located my wife sitting on a bench, admiring a view of the Cathedral across the street and over the (unseen) river. We traveled another block east and then there sat Le Reminet, sandwiched between two other open-air restaurants, on the opposing side of a diagonal street, just behind a fourth eatery, which just happened to block any appreciative view of Notre Dame. Oh well. We walked up to the entrance and stepped inside.

A tall, skeletal, deep-voiced man with little personality immediately greeted us. French Lurch I dubbed him, though he also reminded me of that “Time Warp” hunchbacked guy from Rocky Horror and resembled in passing Sasha Baron Cohen. Anyway, French Lurch asked us if we had reservations – darn! – we said we didn’t, and he told us to “wait here.” He returned and said we could be seated inside. Le Reminet was a narrow restaurant more than twice as deep as it was wide, and we sat at the table farthest back. After bringing us drinks – my usual 50 cl of Kronenbourg, the wife a Sauvignon Blanc, if I’m not mistaken, French Lurch ran through the specials. One of which was – pigeon! Yah! Part of me sorta kinda considered it, but recalling all the fat little guys pretty much owned Paris, how could I? I even joked that one of them swiped my passport off me while I wasn’t looking and I had to fork over a euro to get it back. But, no, neither of us indulged in that bird, opting instead for more traditional fare of salmon and scallops.

Dinner was superb, our conversation was great, the atmosphere was pleasant. Then, a party of six Americans sat down next to us. Two older couples, all at least in their sixties, and two girls in their late teens or early twenties, who sat on the side of the table next to us. They talked like girls in their late teens or early twenties tend to do, loud, proud, and without a care of how anyone outside their social group perceived them. Which is to say, I didn’t mind listening to their loud banter, they very actually very amusing. You see, they didn’t know we spoke English. We learned the one girl got accepted to NYU and was looking forward to attending. Then, the other glanced over to our table and they starting discussing our dinners. “I think they’re having the salmon,” one of them rather loudly said to the other.

“Yes, we are,” my wife said, “and it’s excellent!” They were surprised and perhaps a little embarrassed, but we all had a good laugh. They chatted a little bit about their trip, we of ours, small talk, only for a few minutes. Then we wished each other well and resumed our dinners, us finishing up, they just starting.

We left Le Reminet around 8:30 pm, the sun still above the horizon somehow, keeping the day alive. We crossed the street north and slowly walked west, passing by the Notre Dame Cathedral (one last time!), savoring every view from every angle. Were we here only eight hours ago? Time passes funny in Paris … too fast, yet every moment seems a lifetime.

Before long we were before those bookseller stands, now all closed and locked up for the day. I decided we should go down a nearby set of stone stairs and walk along the Seine – what is a trip to Paris without a walk along the river Seine, especially as the sun was setting? My wife agreed, and we strolled down on the cobblestone pathways, passed couples and groups of friends sharing bottles of wine, loaves of bread, cheese, fruits, sitting on the stone wall a few feet above the waterline. Every now and then a group had an instrument, someone strumming a guitar, or there was a radio; it was a very festive yet remarkably low-key affair. Couples arm-in-arm passed us by. We passed people taking pictures of the scenery; they passed us when we paused to take it all in. We had to dip our heads as we walked under each of the several bridges that spanned the Seine. Massive tour ships as well as four-man motorboats thrummed up and down the river at regular intervals. We watched in dismay as one jerk on the northern side of the river emptied a bottle of champagne or wine into the Seine, then dropped the bottle in. Sacrilege!

The sun now set, we climbed another stone stairway back up to the street. I distinctly began to feel the clock ticking; our last night in Paris was dwindling down to only an hour or two. We walked west on the Quai Saint Michel all the way up to the Pont Neuf, which our taxi drove us over to get to the Hotel du Lys nearly thirty-six hours ago. Then we crossed the street and walked back in the other direction, back towards the fountain. My wife decided she wanted gelato. We passed many eateries on the way, but none had what she wanted. Finally, we took a right off the main road and strolled through the winding, narrow, cavernous side roads, some eerily deserted, some with groups of two, three, four walking to some exciting destination. We passed an art gallery in the middle of showing an exhibit. The night life was starting to develop exponentially as it gradually got darker and darker. Then, just off one of the side streets connecting that triangle of bistros by our hotel, we found – if not exactly gelato, then a very good soft ice cream place. The attendant was so nice and friendly I let him keep the change. I think it was two euros in coins, and he gave me a look like Christmas came early. We walked a block over and sat on a stone wall eating our ice cream.

On the other side of the street, set in the sand-colored wall of a nondescript building, was a strange door. It was strange not because it looked to be made of dark oak in a medieval fashion; it was strange because it was only four feet high! An Asian couple hovered about it, and eventually the man took the plunge: he opened it and crawled in, dropped down on to unseen steps. His companion followed. Must be a restaurant, we surmised, but that entrance was definitely intriguing. Perhaps if we had another night …

By now it was dark. Must’ve been a little past ten. We thought a bottle of champagne – a half-bottle, really – would be the best way to end our trip. A toast to Paris! So we began walking again, in ever-widening circles, around our adopted neighborhood of the Saint Michel triangle. Oddly enough my feet didn’t hurt anymore. We walked past the fountain, south down the Boulevard Saint Michel, passed the book stand under the canopy, then turned right, this time west on the Rue de Ecole. We headed northwest up on the Saint Germain, then found ourselves at the Seine again, the Quai Saint Michel. Crowds were forming all over, people waiting in line for restaurants. We were dowsed in cigarette smoke as we passed countless open-air eateries. I saw the first movie theater in Paris. (Forget what was playing, but there were posters everywhere in Paris for Prometheus and David Cronenberg’s Cosmopolis, starring that creepy Edward dude.)

Our search for champagne was in vain, for two reasons: we wanted only a half-bottle (no hangovers trying negotiate the Metro to Charles de Gaulle airport!) and we wanted it relatively inexpensive. No place could fulfill both qualifications. So we kinda moseyed on here and there, commenting on people, places, and things. I remember passing a Canadian-themed pub, several Indian and Japanese style eateries, a gaming store (castles and figurines in the window), a 50s-style Americana joint, a Gentleman’s club called, er, Gentlemen’s (of which I threatened to go several times later on that night). My wife thought it would be a spectacular idea to open a Mexican restaurant in Paris. I agreed; it seemed the only national cuisine not represented in our wanderings.

Every day in our Parisian travels we would hear that European siren, be it ambulance or police, that EE-aw, EE-aw, EE-aw, and it would echo throughout the streets and landmarks and you could never quite pinpoint where the vehicle was. Every day, walking, sitting at an outdoor café, in a large park like the Tuileries, every day we heard that siren. And every time I would remark, “There goes Matt Damon!” You know, Matt Damon of Jason Bourne fame, hijacking police and EMT vehicles from various European countries, fleeing the scene after taking the authorities on very expensive (in terms of body work and collision damage) wild goose chases. That night I uttered my last, “There goes Matt Damon,” and still my wife smiled at the lame, overused joke.

Finally, all good things must come to an end. We found ourselves back at the Rue Danton for the third or fourth time, and then, a couple buildings on the Rue Serpente, we were opening the big plate glass doors of the Hotel du Lys. ’Twas a bittersweet denouement. Tired yet contented we did our best, we scaled those six flights of spiraling stairs to our room.

Which was remarkably more cooler than the previous night. Thank God! We showered, changed into some dry sleep clothes, called the girls back home. I was exhausted again, as usual, as was my wife, I’m sure. This time we decided to sleep with the windows firmly closed; the heat shouldn’t be so bad, and I was willing to wake up a little sweaty in exchange for a solid night’s sleep. Lights went out sometime after midnight, and you know what? So did we.

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Paris: Day Four (part I)


After finally drifting off to sleep, sometime between three and four in the morning, slamming doors and stampedes up and down the stairs outside our door woke us … a little after ten. Sacre bleu! We were sweaty and disheveled and in no condition to make it downstairs to complimentary breakfast, factoring in how long it would take us both to get showered and dressed. I didn’t mind; I was exhausted and my body was really starting to feel it. My wife did mind, however, though I suspect memories of Crillon continental breakfasts may have been skewing her breakfast anticipation.

We compromised on – Starbucks! Yes, the omnipresent company I hate and my wife loves had an outpost two blocks away, on the Boulevard de Saint-Germain. Plus, we’d pass a post office and could mail out the half-dozen postcards she filled out the day before. By eleven we ourselves were stomping down those treacherous Hotel du Lys steps and were out in the warm sunlight of the Rue Serpent. This time we turned left on Rue Danton, and walked into our first French post office.

Which wasn’t too different from its American counterpart. Instead of a single feed line, though, there were four or five manned one-man counters, plus a smattering of self-service computerized stamp machines. My wife beelined for one of these, but we quickly proved unequal to the task. Much more difficult than negotiating a Metro ticket machine, since we had no idea how to figure out overseas postage amounts, and everything was in French. Fortunately, a helpful and cheerful woman who worked there spotted us in our plight, came over, and, without speaking a word of English instantly knew what we needed and prompted the machine to spit out the required stampage. We thanked her in our limited francaise and dropped the cards in an outside bin.

We crossed the busy Saint-Germain and the wife went into ’Bucks while I people-watched for fifteen minutes. What a gorgeous day! Temps in the seventies, no humidity. The sky was an absolutely crystal clear beautiful blue with no clouds about. My eyes rested upon the particularly French busy tiled roofs, the sandy shades of the buildings, the black-outlined windows with billowing drapes over flower boxes. Fifty or twenty bicyclists rode by, some in suits rushing to work, most in dresses or jeans. Lots of tourists and locals walking by; truthfully, it was hard to tell the difference. There was some construction going on an intersection away, plastic walls in a circle like some modern makeshift fort, but I didn’t see any activity there. My wife came out and ate at a nearby table while I plotted today’s strategy. Learning from our errors of yesterday, she bought a 64-ounce plastic bottle of water.

Notre Dame – that was our immediate target, walking distance about a half-mile away over the Seine on the Ile de Cité (City Island). We headed back east on the Rue Danton, past the post office, the Rue Serpente where our hotel lay nestled, past the triangular intersection of out-door eateries, past the Saint Michel fountain, up to the Quai Saint Michel / Quai de Montebello, the east-west thoroughfare that overlooks the Seine. On the southern side of this busy street are touristy gift shops; on the north side, straddling a long stone wall where you could see the river twenty or thirty feet below, were two dozen book stands. Apparently, dating back decades, peddlers are able to sell books from these olive green, permanently-installed giant cabinets attached to the stone wall. Overall, the book selections were eclectic. It was at one of these stands I spotted A Voyage to Arcturus in French. There were a lot of heady, classic stuff, philosophy, both Greek and French, lots of old, old paperbacks. Yet there was kitsch, too. One notable was Les Femmes du Dallas, with a picture of J. R. Ewing on the cover surrounded by six Texas blondes. One stand sold what seemed to be every single work ever written by Mary Higgins Clark. Another sold a dozen or so dog-eared copies of Ellery Queen. I did not check to see if these latter two collections were in French or English.

And ever-present, lording over us in all its medieval splendor, huge yet still far away, was the Cathedral of Notre Dame.

We crossed over the Pont Notre-Dame, the bridge onto Ile de la Cité, the birthplace of Paris over a millennium-and-a-half ago. There were crowds, but it was never crowded. The cathedral was drawing us forward, rather than us moving toward it. It’s surrounded by an odd, sandy lot, where a long line of sightseers snaked back, awaiting entrance into its cool interiors. Every now and then the wind would kick up a dust devil. There was one of those Harryhausen Titan giants to our right. As the line advanced, I came upon another black-clad beggar woman, but I couldn’t get my money out in time without halting the line and calling attention to myself. I promised to myself that I’d drop a few coins in her cup on the way out. (Alas, when we came out, a half-hour later, she was gone. “Off to the bank,” my wife playfully remarked. “Off to the Chanel Boutique,” I countered, which garnered a punch in the shoulder from her.)

The outside architecture of the cathedral simply enraptured me. I had read the description in Hunchback, but nothing does it justice except to see it up close in person. The three great arched doors (though the one on the left has a curved, not pointed, top), the row of 27 life-size carved statues of (kings? saints? angels?) above the doors, the enormous, 200-foot-tall towers, dividing the daytime skies, the mocking gargoyles, tiny-heads way, way up there, the spires, the drainage pipes, the stained-glass windows. Off to the river-side of the cathedral, jutting up from the roof, is even a clock, keeping accurate time. The exterior of the Cathedral of Notre Dame was probably, Louvre-excepted, the most incredible sight I saw during our trip to Paris.

At the entrance, similar to the Basilique du Sacre Coeur, were signs asking us to refrain from picture-taking and talking and to wear modest attire. Food and beverage was banned, but I wasn’t going to give up my 64-ounce bottle of water just opened, so I stashed it under my shirt quite conspicuously. Inside, the temperature plummeted a comfortable ten degrees or so, and a gentle murmuring susserance effused the darkness. Quickly my eyes adjusted (it seemed candles – or soft incandescent light – and whatever rays came through the stained glass windows provided all the interior illumination) and we began an easy, clockwise tour of the inside similar to the Basilique. However, Notre Dame, to me at least, seemed a lot more commercially-driven, or if “commercial” is not the best word, then let’s try “tourist.”

Every twenty or thirty feet there was some sort of “exhibit”, whether it was a cordoned-off area to some saint or pictures of Jesus (the famous image from the Shrine jumped out at me) or a display highlighting the life of St. Therese of Lisieux. There were machines that gave you a medallion of the Cathedral in exchange for a euro, similar to the gumball machines you see outside supermarkets. (My wife said the Basilique had them, too, but I don’t recall seeing them there.) A gift shop, and offices off the middle left and right sections. Disappointingly, the altar was distant and inaccessible, and though the view above was majestic in its height, there were no mosaics or other artwork, only dirty tiles of different colors, no doubt the testimony of centuries.

The main art of the interior of Notre Dame is its architecture. That is the feast for the eyes. There is a whole second tier above where we stood and walked, columns and arches and more stained glass windows. I imagined Quasimodo running above those passageways en route to the bells in the two top towers. My description cannot do it justice, simply because I do not wield the architectural vocabulary and experience to do it so. But it was inspirational and awe-inspiring in a different way than Sacre Coeur. If I lived or worked in a nearby store or building, I’d spend every lunch hour in this amazing house of God.

Too quickly we found ourselves back at the exit. Nature was calling, and there were public restrooms just off to the right of the Cathedral. However, I spotted a sign which pointed out how to reach the top of the towers (and the deck below them). It cost something like ten or twelve euros and there was a warning that “410 steps will have to be climbed,” and I believe that warning was even in English. I really wanted to do it, really wanted to see Paris from a hundred or two hundred feet up, but, truth be told, those 410 steps were a real barrier to my aching feet, much more so than the 24 euros (or 12, my wife is willing to sacrifice a lot for me and my whims, but climbing to the top of Notre Dame may not have been one of them). So we walked over to the public restrooms, which were clean and well-maintained despite being underground, and I did not begrudge the woman who held out her hand for a euro tip as the men divided off from the women to use the facilities.

We meandered back over the bridge, back west on the Quai de Montebello, this time on the southern side, cruising the shops for some gifts for our girls. We found an Eiffel Tower music box for Patch (to go with the Paris snow globe we got Little One during our Crillon days), plus a bracelet for her and Eiffel Tower earrings for her older sister. My wife decided we should see the large and fairly well-known Jardines des Luxembourg, about a mile to the southwest. So, at the Boulevard Saint Michel we turned left and headed south, past the Rue de Ecole (where we ate at the Balzar Brasserie the night before), and walked a few more blocks. The sun was extremely hot and potent, and my wife made fun of me seeking out the shadier sections of the sidewalk. We passed a small park filled with lunching Parisiens. We passed some type of medieval archaeological dig, something I was curious about enough to inquire of its authenticity, but not enough to spend time on. Then we headed west on the Rue de Vaugirard, past several outdoor bistros, tempting our growling tummies. But they were all facing the glaring sun, and the Jardines were just before us.

Next to the Tuileries, the Jardines des Luxembourg were possibly the grandest parks in Paris. There were ten-foot high wrought-iron gates encircling the gardens at the point we entered. And I stepped into such plush coolness I thought I entered Narnia! Please excuse the hyperbole, but after all the sun on my fair self, I delighted in the forested passageway we entered. Trees planted regularly along the walkway reached up high and over the path to shade us as we sought a bench for a breather. At the entrance, behind us, was another Harryhausen-ish Titan, only of the god Pan (or perhaps just a happy faun) dancing with one leg up in the air. I thought for a moment to imitate the pose for a digital picture, but was feeling very self-conscious and touristy as we were in sight of lots of other folks. On the bench we called back home, 7,000 miles away, and my wife spoke with my mother. I did my second-favorite activity in France, people-watch. It was a very restive, relaxing fifteen minutes I spent on that bench.

It must’ve been around one, and since we were not quite hungry we felt like exploring a bit. So we upped and headed further into the Jardines. Fifty yards down the path opened up into a shady, sandy picnic area. Perhaps a third of the tables were full. There was a pavilion, and beyond that, it opened up into the Tuileries part Deux. We walked down some steps into the sunlight and stood in front of a large, circular pond, a hundred yards across. Around the circumference stood pedestaled statuary shading those in chairs. Sunbathers orbited the pond. A middle-aged woman with an easel was painting the whole thing. Off to the right sat a humongous castle or mansion, the Luxembourg Palace, as we later found out. We walked part of the arc around the pond, then forked off to the southernly path. More lines of trees, much more sunbathers. We walked slowly down its length, then paused at another bench to decide on a further plan of action.

Some colleagues of my wife’s suggested she check out some of the major shopping centers in Paris. This request was partially work-related, reconnaissance-work, and as my wife won our trip to Paris at her company’s sales conference, she felt obligated to do so. Of course we had no money for shopping, but she was looking forward to doing some stealth research, to see how the other side worked, how they played on the home field, so to speak. So consulting our maps, we decided, despite feet throbbing and bellies rumbling, to hoof it over to Le Bon Marché, about a mile or so in a north-westerly direction. I felt it doable, though that may have had a lot to do with a pleasantly uplifting state of mind from the visit to Notre Dame and our present location.

At a bench next to us appeared to be a vacationing couple about our age, also consulting a map. When I looked further, though, I saw that the woman was in a wheelchair, her legs withered. That touched me for some reason, I don’t know why, but I’ll probably remember that scene for a good long while.

Anyway, after another ten-minute interlude in the shade, we hauled ourselves up and headed back via a parallel pathway toward the large pond. After a while the Jardines became more wooden and woodsy, and paths forked out to the north and west. We passed a day care center, with all the cute little ones wearing caps to ward off sun damage from whatever rays made it through the foliage. We passed a cluster of tennis courts, and the wife paused to evaluate the players. Good, could be real good, if one had relocated to Florida and hired a serious tennis coach. I joked about Frenchman sipping red wine from little glasses between points. We passed a handful of children as the path widened playing some sort of organized game resembling tag or capture the flag. Then we were at the gates facing the Rue Guynemer. Bonsoir, Jardines des Luxembourg!

The trek over the next forty-five minutes brought us through quieter, more residential neighborhoods. Still the bright colored buildings, still the narrow streets and narrower sidewalks, but a very tangible sense of peace and quiet. Not much motorized traffic. Nor bicycles or pedestrians or such. Most of the buildings, I assumed, held apartments, going up six or seven stories. There were some doctor offices, a bookseller as ancient as Jules Verne must be, some delis and croissant shops, but these were widely spaced apart. The skies were still blue, the sun beaming, the humidity manageable. Then we came up to a major street, the Rue de Sévres, lots of traffic and buses and bustling Paris people. My wife pointed around the corner: “There it is!” Le Bon Marché, a large, very, very ritzy, upper-class shopping “mall” – though it was more, I suppose, a department store which melded modernity with classic French architecture in very agreeable proportions.

My wife went to work; I only went along for the ride. Jewelry, perfumery, skin care, hair care, Chanel and Dior and other brands I’ve heard her speak of but can’t quite call to mind now. And that was just on the first floor. Escalators criss-crossed in the distance bringing shoppers into the upper recesses of the store. We just circled that first floor, my wife chatting up counter managers and snapping digital pics from various angles. Me, I just sought out a padded bench somewhere, anywhere, to rest my feet, but wherever I wound up I always felt out of place. After forty-five minutes or so, my wife satisfied, we left.

Now, nearing three o’clock in the afternoon, we were really getting hungry. For the first time in Paris we passed a full-fledge grocery store, but a quick run through came up blank for what we were looking for – lunch. We left and walked a block north up the Rue de Sévres, and came to an open-air bistro whose name I forget. It did have lots of vowels in it, French-style, so, right or wrong, I’m going to call it L’Oisseau.

We got a booth to escape the exhaust fumes of traffic. There was a woman running the place, forty-ish with dirty blond hair. Apparently this was not a big tourist hot spot, as she spoke no English. And though she wasn’t unpleasant per se, I sensed a low tolerance level emanating from her, which factored in my ordering. My wife was debating between two choices and asked her to give her a few more minutes. I caught a slight eye roll from Madame L’Oisseau, still a far cry from the stereotypical tourist-hating Frenchman or woman I’d been warned by more than a few people back home. I mentioned none of this, because service was prompt and the food was delicious. I had my 50 cl Kronenbourg (Ah, beer! Is there anything better on a hot sunny day than a cold mug of beer?). I had a chicken sandwich with some type of sauce that was simply delicious. And, of course, the thorn bush of fries, sans ketchup (Yes – the French don’t eat ketchup!). The wife had a salad again, again with a glass of wine.

We ate leisurely over the next hour, commenting on the French news on the teevee hanging just above and behind me. Seems that there’s an epidemic of child kidnapping in France, something on the order of 50,000 a year. I found that an impossible figure. Perhaps something was lost in translation. Anyway, after paying we spotted a Metro station across the street, and soon we were subterranean, heading back to the Hotel du Lys …

Sunday, June 3, 2012

Paris: Day Three (part II)


Arriving back at our Metro station two or three blocks from our new hotel in the Latin Quarter at four o’clock in the afternoon, we were hot, tired, sweaty, hungry, hot, and tired. And hungry. Fortunately, there were a good half-dozen open-air bistros to choose from for a late afternoon lunch.

We selected the St. Andres Café on the Rue Danton, one leg of that triangle of dining hot spots I mentioned yesterday. Rue Danton was much smaller, narrower, and quieter than the busy thoroughfare Boulevard Saint Michel, the other leg. The appeal of the St. Andres Café at this point in time to hot, tired, sweaty, hungry travelers was that it was somewhat empty, or between eating shifts as I began to think of Parisians. The dude running the café reminded me of a middle-aged Mad Max, albeit scrawnier and French. But he was friendly enough, and said we could sit wherever we liked.

Right on the Rue Danton, it turned out. A table for two, raised about a foot off the street, in the shade, where we could watch pedestrians of all stripes walk up and down. There was an automated bike rental station, too, whose operation I gradually discerned over the ninety minutes as I watched perhaps a dozen people borrow and return bicycles, paying with debit card thingies.

I had a mozzarella-and-tomato sandwich (a “Croque Italien”) with a Heineken while the wife had a salad and a glass of wine. The sandwich was fantastically fatty – literally what I needed after my pilgrimage to the Sacre Coeur. It was cooked open, which means I had to eat it with a knife and fork. We had a very relaxing, very recharging time at this café, and talked about many, many things: France, our families, the aspirations of our young cousins, the hopes, dreams, and desires we had for our two little girls. It was a tres enjoyable time.

We leisurely made our way back to the Hotel du Lys two blocks away. The room was uncomfortably hot. There was no air conditioning nor was their any air circulation, even with both windows completely open. My wife crashed on the bed and was out in five minutes. I stripped down to my undies, Homer Simpson-like, and read some of Hunchback and some of Devotion to the Sacred Heart at a chair at a shelf-like-desk at the window. The chair at the shelf-like-desk at the window was just as uncomfortable as the room. But I read for a good hour or so, maybe a little more, before I woke my wife. It was getting on six-thirty, and we needed to shower, get dressed, and make some dinner plans.

Our feet had finally rebelled – at least mine had. My only demand, other than we stay within our budget, was that the restaurant needed to be within walking distance. In this case, a few blocks. We didn’t want to do the Perfect Storm of outdoor bistros just outside our hotel door. So the wife did a quick scan of her Paris Guidebooks as well as a print-out of recommendations her French colleagues had sent her. We picked a well-known and respected place, and got ourselves cleaned up.

By seven-thirty we hit the gloriously cool evening streets. Our destination was a relatively famous eatery called the Balzar Brasserie about six or seven blocks away. We negotiated the burgeoning nightlife in the Triangle, passed the bookstores and the fountains, made a right onto Saint Michel and walked four blocks down to the Rue Ecole. Saint Michel is a busy commercial street, kinda like Fifth Avenue in New York if you stuck it down into Greenwich Village.

The Balzar Brasserie is a bustling indoor café which seated about a hundred – and every seat looked filled. Uh oh. This was the first time I thought we might be turned away from a Parisian restaurant because we lacked reservations. But when my wife gets a mission in her mind, she succeeds. After speaking with the maitre ’d (in what language I couldn’t hear), we were seated all the way to the right rear, three or four tables from the kitchen, sandwiched between other eaters at each of my elbows.

To get through this ordeal, I needed some back-up. I ordered a 50 cl glass of Kronenbourg. I don’t know exactly the English equivalent in size, but the volume was about that of a Foster’s oil can. I was halfway through it when our dinner came, and in a much better state of mind. Being smart, I ordered exactly what my wife ordered (actually, she did a pre-emptive strike and ordered for me in French). We both had mouth-watering, delicious scallops in some sort of risotto sauce. A great meal, one of the best in France, if I had to say so.

However, the entertainment was even better. Next to us, to my left, sat two older gentlemen in their fifties. Now, it was a little bit warm in the Brasserie, but the man diagonally across from me was soaked in sweat. Literally dripped from his hair onto his shirt. He had rosacea or some otherwise reddishness along his upper cheeks. During our hour-long dinner we found ourselves listening to their conversation, and from that we extrapolated their personalities and probable careers, and amused ourselves comparing notes on the walk home.

For instance, sweaty rosacea man was an American. Most of their conversation is in English, but he is trying to learn French. According to my wife his vocabulary is superb but his pronunciation is awful. His companion is a suave older Frenchman, who in the beginning seemed to benignly tolerate the American, but as dinner progressed, seemed genuinely friendly with the man. Their talk turned to philosophy and my ears perked up; the American mentioned Camus and my hopes deflated a bit. “I’m trying to learn French by reading Camus,” he said. “If there’s a word or phrase I don’t understand, I put it into my translator and the right word comes out, only it’s just a little off.” He actually plucks a white-covered copy of a Camus paperback (it wasn’t The Stranger or The Plague, thank God), thumbs through it, and places it on the table.

Who are these dining men?

We decided that rosacea guy is a genius. A Steve Wozniak-type genius; he works in computers. His company has sent him over to France on a year-long contract to overhaul their operating systems or their server technology or whatever. He has no family, he’s not socially adept, he’s a nerdy outsider brilliant shy competent expert in his field. The company he’s contracted to, a French company, has either hired his companion or his companion is the computer guy in the French company who has to work with this American. Now, the French guy is out of his league compared to what our Woz can do, but our Woz needs the French guy to navigate his new life. Ergo, their regular after-evening get-togethers in the bistros of Paris.

Fun, isn’t it?

By the time dinner was over, around 10 p.m., it was finally getting dark. In fact, by the time we paid the bill and got back on the Boulevard Saint Michel, it was dark. But Saint Michel is a vibrant street, and store fronts and apartments and cars and streetlights all kept our path home well-lit and well-populated. No possibility of a trashcanman mugging here. So we meandered northward at a slow pace, enjoying the atmosphere and each other’s company.

There was sidewalk book fair under a canopy a block or so into our journey. Books were kept in boxes, spines up. A sign marked SCIENCE FICTION caught my attention, and I thumbed through the box. Now, all these books were in French, but if I could get a copy of Bradbury or Clark or Heinlein or whomever in French, I’d buy it in a heartbeat. (Side note: the next day I would find a French copy of David Lindsay’s A Voyage to Arcturus, but I could not justify buying it, though it is definitely on my list of books to re-read.) However, SCIENCE FICTION must not mean the same thing in Paris as it does, say, in New Jersey. There were no science fiction, but there were books on science and books of fiction in that box.

Suddenly – Crash! Gasps and shrieks. I turned around, spotted my wife (okay), and then my gaze went to the street ten feet away. It seems a bicyclist moving very fast in the dark had slammed into a pedestrian making his way into the street. Though we were not at any intersection, there were white “pedestrian crossings” at the spot. The bicyclist was helping the dazed man up, apologizing profusely and asking if the man was okay. The small crowd that gathered quickly dispersed as the pedestrian shook it off and assured every one he was okay. We, too, resumed our walk back to the hotel.

Before we knew it it was eleven o’clock as we climbed the endless floors of the spiral staircase to our room. The room was still hot, though not as bad as it was in the late afternoon. We took showers, and they were wonderful, luxuriating showers, even if the shower tiles were cracked and peeling and a little bit moldy. Rejuvenated, we dressed in comfortably but light sleep clothes because we knew it’d be warm. We laid in bed and called the girls back home, knowing it would be just before suppertime for them. Little One had field day at her school, and did well, though she insisted she “broke a muscle.”

Considering our change of venues, our trip up to the Basilique du Sacre Coeur, our two different dining experiences, as well as the fact today was the hottest, most humid day of the trip so far, we were plain exhausted. I thought leaving both windows wide open to the Parisian night would be an acceptable idea, and we both wished the room had at least a ceiling fan. Lights went out around 11:30, and we were asleep in minutes.

Only to be awoken by midnight. The walls were paper-thin, the ceilings and floor not much thicker. The square “courtyard” our two windows faced only served to add reverb and volume to any conversation had in any room. All through the night, every ten or twenty or thirty minutes, some drunken French couple (or tourist couple, I’ll concede) would noisily return, making sleep for us impossible. Some guy below us took an opportunity to make extended noise like the unwrapping of birthday presents. A woman slid hangers across a metal pole for five minutes. The couple above us seemed to drop everything possible on the floor, furniture included. Showers ran, toilets flushed, all making running water noises up and down the pipes just outside our windows.

Finally, after an hour or two (I lost count), I gave up. I grabbed a pillow and went into the bathroom with my books. I lay on the hard, cold, tile floor and tried to read. Couldn’t, so I broke out a pad and pen and tried to brainstorm ideas for various projects I’m working on. Had better luck. But just so exhausted, and so craving sleep. Finally, around three in the morning, I crept back in bed, next to the wife who was also tossing and turning, and it was like someone just flicked the switch on my back to OFF and I knew nothing more of those way-early morning hours.

Saturday, June 2, 2012

Paris: Day Three (part I)


As exciting as Days One and Two were in the City of Lights, Day Three promised even more thrills: for the first time we would be, truly, on our own. A second Breakfast in Bed royal room service treatment followed (again with the two-man crew bustling, tidying up our room as we scurried about, tying back the heavy dark drapes, making me sign the 75 euro itemized receipt, and eagerly accepting my 5 euro gratuity), and what we didn’t eat we made sure to stow away in our carry-on bags. You see, we were going to leave the Crillon this morning and venture out to a hotel in the Latin Quarter, south of the River Seine, for a room we were going to pay with our own dime. Hence, we were unsure whether we’d eat breakfast in Paris again.

This Thursday morning dragged on as subconsciously we were melancholy about leaving the wonderful five-star hotel. Our showers were a bit longer, our dressing took an extra half-hour, our packing twice that. Finally, we took one last circuit of the room, ostensibly to make sure we weren’t forgetting anything, but I think we just wanted to soak it all in for a few final minutes. Then, our suitcases in the red carpeted hallway, we closed the door behind us, headed down to the fourth-floor elevator, and descended to the lobby.

Check out went smoothly. A young lady with a beaming smile wanted to make sure our stay was excellent – and we assured her it was. My wife mentioned that we wanted to get back but was upset that the hotel would be closing for two whole years. “Well, you’ll have to come back and visit us before than!” the young lady bubbled. Two not-quite-bellboys-not-quite-concierges approached us and pleaded with us to take our bags. They asked our destination, and when we told them we’d need a taxi, they assured us they would have one ready and waiting.

Which they did, of course. A two-dollar euro coin for that man (we were a little more than halfway through our money not quite halfway through our trip; tips had to be rationed now). Our bags were already in the taxi’s trunk, and we got in to ride to the Hotel du Lys, about a mile-and-a-quarter as the crow flies, but twice that taking the winding semi-cobbled streets of Paris into account. The car was a fairly new black Volkswagen; the interior was pleasant, as was its smell. The driver was a polite Frenchman in his mid-50s. Like most French professionals, he was wearing a jacket, a tweed jacked in this case, and wore some sort of a cap.

(It must be noted here that I was keeping an unofficial beret watch. Bonus points if the beret-wearer was also wearing a blue-and-white horizontal-striped shirt. And if said person was also a mime – well, I done think my head would explode. Anyway, at this point in the trip, the count was at ... one. I’d see another only at the airport on the way home. My wife saw a beret and a blue-and-white horizontal-striped shirt once each, on different individuals. Another French cliché shot down, I suppose. The taxi driver’s cap, you might be wondering, did not qualify as a beret.)

Another thing I learned is that French taxi drivers are not much different from New York City taxi drivers. Well, that’s not exactly true, because never at any point in the ride did I feel my life was threatened. But there was a bit of jerkiness, and bit of lane changing, sudden bursts of acceleration, and expletives, only in a language I didn’t understand. Well, not that I understand New York City cab driver-ese either. Once a driver on a perpendicular street got “caught in the box” and blocked our forward progress. Our driver honked, muttered a frustrated “Ahng” and raised his hand backside towards the stuck car. That driver honked back and duplicated the gesture.

A twenty-minute drive through traffic brought us to the Hotel du Lys on Rue Serpente (how sinister a street name! The back of my mind wondered if there would be intrigue or foul-play of perhaps a voodoo-ish sort during our stay). Serpente was one of those iconic Parisien streets: narrow, winding, and canyonesque, with sand-colored buildings six or seven stories high. The trip there cost twelve euros; I gave the driver a twenty and got back a five.

We wheeled our luggage through glass doors into a pleasant, dark-wood lobby. Not bad, I thought, surely this is a great deal for the $125/night we booked! The desk clerk, however, shot this down fairly quickly. After my wife asked him (in French) if he spoke English, he instantly grew bored with us. Checked us in, handed us a key attached to a large block of wood the size of a DVD case, and told us “Room 14 up the stairs.” He pointed the way without getting up. All touristy smiles, we thanked him and followed his finger-line.

Around the bend was a spiraling staircase (one built in to the walls, not a stand-alone) which felt as if it was built around the turn of the century. The eighteenth century. That is, none of the steps were parallel to its neighbors in any dimension and in any direction. During the next two days more than a few times we almost went tumbling forward descending the stairs, because of this. You know, your body kinda becomes accustomed to where the step is going to be. Not on the staircase of the Hotel du Lys. But the biggest problem with the staircase was getting all the luggage up unassisted. Room 14 was on the fourth floor (but since floors were staggered it was like the sixth or seventh – go figure, I still can’t), and I nearly dropped dead of a heart attack hauling 140 pounds of luggage up in two trips.

The room was small and L-shaped. The bedroom took up most of it, most of it being something like ten-by-fifteen square feet. The bathroom hooked off to the far left as you stood in the doorway. When you opened the bathroom window you saw the interior of the bedroom through that window. The teevee was small and mounted in a far corner above an armoire. Inside the armoire was a safe for your possessions and money, although I don’t think it could be called a “safe” since it refused to lock shut.

There was no air-conditioning. Of this we were aware. What we did not expect were temperatures a dozen degrees warmer than what Paris is used to this time of year. Subsequently, or consequently, it was stifling inside, even with both windows cracked open. Probably because both windows opened to a wall fifteen feet away. One painted that sandstone color, which radiated heat and sunlight back at us.

So, there would be no hanging out in the hotel room. Du Lys was forcing us out onto the streets to explore the city. Okay, well and good. It was still on the south side of noon, and our bellies were still full from Crillon breakfast. Today was the day we would visit the Basilique du Sacre Coeur, the Basilica of the Sacred Heart. Only problem was that it was getting there. The Basilique lies about two miles due north of our position, back over the Seine, past the heart of Touriste Paris, in a hilly area that makes it the second highest point in the city.

A taxi was out of the question; cab fare would bankrupt us. Walking was, too, since the Eiffel Tower, the Avenue des Champs-Élysées, the Tuileries, the Louvre, et al, literally destroyed our feet. The only way to get there was Paris famed Metro. Which we were veterans of, somewhat. Consulting the map, however, dampened our spirits as no single route ran to the Basilique, or anywhere near it. Still, my wife was game, even if I was thinking of calling it off (to my eternal shame). However, being the stronger-willed of us in situations like these, she prevailed, and we hit the pavement.

The biggest pro for the Hotel du Lys was its location: just off the Rue Saint-Michel. However, before you reached this main thoroughfare (which brought you to the bridge to City Isle, where the Notre Dame Cathedral lay), you walked into a triangular orientation of one-lane streets which features the Perfect Storm of sidewalk cafes. Five or six of them; hard to tell because they all sort of merged into each other. They were always busy, from the time we usually left the hotel (about 11 am) until way past our bedtime (midnight). Sandwiching the Bistro Triangle were a pair of bookstores, a fountain where young ’uns played music and did European break-dancing, and two Metro stations.

The first one, natch, had no live tellers to help us nor any machines to dispense ticketry. The second one, across the Rue Michel, did. I must admit to being very intimidated by the large post-modern map in the underground tunnel. But the wife thought it doable. If we bought a ticket on the blue B line north a handful of stations to the Gare du Nord, we’d be within a couple hundred meters of the Basilique. Something in my mind said “Do it!” so I said, “Let’s go!”

Again for the standard fare of 1.40 euros, we bought a ticket each and boarded the appropriate train (not until after boarding a yellow C line train by mistake, and jumping off just as the doors were closing). The trip was quick, a pack of noisy kids behind us I labeled “French Stomp” notwithstanding, perhaps ten minutes. We got off at Gare du Nord, or North Station, if my French is up to any type of speed. A massive train depot not unlike a cross between Penn Station and the biggest mall you can think of. We negotiated the maze and made our way surfaceward, exiting in bright sunlight of an 85-degree, superhumid Gallic day. Then we negotiated a maze of stinky panhandlers and street vendors, and eventually crossed into the shadier side of the street.

If my bearings were any good, we were about a quarter mile southeast of Sacre Coeur. Very quickly we realized that this part of Paris, so far northward from the touristy, sight-driven environs, was a lot more city-like. Meaning, more like the New York I and to a much-greater-extent, my wife, is used to. A little dirtier, a little skankier, a little more dangerous, a little more business-is-business instead of business-is-tourism. I noticed myself not making eye contact with people. One man shouted at me from a store door to come in and buy some pants – and, strangely enough, there was little friendliness in his voice. “Just ignore everyone,” my wife said, making a beeline towards where we thought the Basilique might be.

We had to consult the map a few times, but at last we were in sight. We had crossed a busy street (Boulevard de Rochechouart) that had a train line run down its middle, then found ourselves in the Arabic clothing district of Paris. The streets got very hilly, very narrow, and all cobblestone, and we passed a dozen or more open markets where cloth and clothes of an Arabic, Persian, and other middle Eastern styles were sold. It was not too busy an area, but it was definitely the most run-down section of Paris we’d been in. Fortunately, the sparkling white tiles of the Byzantine turrets of the Basilique were visible over the shabby storefronts we were passing by. We zeroed in, and before we knew it, were in front of what appeared to be a gated forest sanctuary, an oasis in this Algerian quadrant we found ourselves in. It also was the base of a giant mountain. Our feet wept in anguish.

I entered, taking the lead, my excitement growing. I wanted to see this Basilique and pray here. Three years earlier, in a hospital bed, recovering from painful surgery on my pulmonary vein, I saw a prayer card containing the Sacred Heart of Christ, and the thought this is what you should devote yourself to entered my mind and has stayed there, off and on, over the past thousand days. I felt, due to the whole strangeness of how this trip fell into our laps, that I should visit this shrine.

There was a few winding, very steep but paved paths leading upward, until suddenly we were in a wide-open pavilion, filled with hundreds of tourists, pilgrims, water bottle vendors, and, uh, pickpockets, I suppose. We were at the technical foot of the Basilique. Looking upward, you saw grassy fields reaching towards the church at somewhere between a thirty and forty-five degree angle for some two hundred yards. Right down the middle were a series of stairs for the brave and for those with prominent calves, quads, and hams. Off to the left were more sensible, winding pathways in the cool shade. We sat down on a free piece of real estate, when my wife realized we had neither food nor water. I told her to stay put and went down to the main streets, but towards a large group of mingling people, figuring there’d be food and drink in that direction. There was; I found an open-air shop and, forgetting the word for water was l’eau, asked for, inexplicably, agua.

I returned to the wife and we rehydrated. Thus energized, we hoofed it up the central stairs all the way up to the Basilique, stopping frequently to appreciate the hazy view of southern Paris and to catch our breath. Then we reached the top, and I entered the Basilica of the Sacred Heart.

At the door is a prohibition to be quiet (people would be praying), to not take pictures, and to dress modestly. Imagine the tumult and outrage if St. Patrick’s Cathedral in New York had signs like that outside its doors (if it does, kudos to them). Immediately, as I generally do and really did in Paris, I felt a supreme sense of peace and serenity flow into me as we stepped into the church. There was a slow-moving line of folks moseying in a great circle about the interior, seeing all the ... displays, I guess, for lack of a better word. There were posters of when Pope John Paul II blessed the church in the early 80s. There were statues of the Holy Family and other saints. There was a large statue of Christ, arms outstretched, Sacred Heart prominent on his breast. I stood in line, then was in front of it. I prayed for healing, dropped a euro in the poor box, and moved on.

There was a gift shop, and I went in, but everything, as usual, was too expensive for our budget (i.e., Rosaries for 18 euros). There was also, oddly, what I thought to be a recruiting office. A funnily dressed small man was chatting with a nun inside. I was unsure who was recruiting who. Finally we returned to our entrance at the rear of the church, but instead of exiting, we walked up the middle aisle and sat down.

Aside from having beautifully large stained glass windows, the ceiling of the Basilique is incredibly awe-inspiring. Magnificent stone arch architecture a hundred feet up, but that’s really just a guess. What caught and held my attention was the ceiling itself – a massive mosaic of Christ, with golden beams emanating from His Sacred Heart. Other iconography was present, but my eyes always returned to that golden Sacred Heart. I recall sweat dripping off my half-inch-long hair onto the back of my neck, but I kept looking up, kept staring at the eyes of Christ, and felt at peace.

What must have been ten minutes or more passed in the twinkling of an eye. We got up to leave and as we exited I passed an old beggar-woman dressed in black and holding a cup. Something moved me to drop pocket change into that cup, maybe a grand total of a euro. We walked back into the sun and examined the Parisien skyline again, though it was too hazy in the distance to make out the Eiffel tower or other landmarks two miles distant. My wife began descending, this time by those winding pathways on our right. I lingered until she was nearly there, then turned and dropped some more coins in the woman’s cup. “Merci,” she said, and it sounded like “Mercy.”

We spent the next twenty minutes walking down to the streets via this walkway. We passed a small, cavelike grotto, where someone thoughtfully left a half-consumed bottle of Diet Pepsi. We passed two Chinese musicians, one strumming an acoustic guitar (and looking up tab on his iPhone) while his partner played that skinny Chinese cello-thingie. Let me tell you, it was a lot easier going down than going up, even more so in the heat and humidity. By three o’clock we were at the foot of the Basilique du Sacre Coeur, and twenty-minutes later we had made our way to a Metro station much closer than the Gare du Nord. Twenty minutes after that we were back in the Latin Quarter of Paris.

Friday, June 1, 2012

Entracte


It's how you say "intermezzo" in French.

Haven't had the time to write, really. And I'm starting to panic, because I don't want to forget details from the last two days of our trip to Paris (as well as the return flight). Amusing stuff, funny stuff, stuff I'm mentally holding in my brain by long, tight, white bandages which happen to be invisible. Afraid it'll fall out and roll down the nearest drain. Know what I mean?

Worked almost seven hours overtime this week to catch up at the job. And somehow the nights seem to fly by too fast. What with all the reading I like to do (and I have to do, for therapeutic reasons). Plus I'm very fatigued very early in the evening.

Thus ... the entracte, because, well, basically, uh, I haven't finished writing the Parisien Diaries. And I blame it on everything but me!

Tomorrow, though, the journey will continue. Probably post something around dinner-time, as I intend to do a lot of writing in the afternoon ...

Thursday, May 31, 2012

Paris: Day Two (part II)


After the tour my wife decided to hit the boutique. I had enough of Chanel, so I said, “Stay here on the Rue Cambon” as she disappeared inside. Then I moseyed back southward toward the Tuileries, toward the Metro stop we came out of. There was a book store I wanted to check out, but it turned out to be too corporate. I walked a block back and found a mysterious Church recessed at the intersection. I went inside.

It was comfortably, meditatively cool inside. Dark. I sat down and took in the atmosphere, took in the gold and the artwork and all the religious symbols I have grown to love. A sense of peace fell over me. An old man was a few pews in front, casually thumbing a bible in his lap. Across the church I spotted a Sacred Heart statute. I went there, prayed, and realized: all the signs in the church are Slavic. Or Polish. Odd.

Back outside I sat on the stone wall to the Church steps. A great way to spend time in Paris: sitting on masonry, watching the world walk by. I saw a young couple passionately embrace and kiss for several minutes on the sidewalk twenty yards away. Being Parisiens, they both had lit cigarettes they held away from each other while making contact. A Korean tourist family sat down next to me. A metrosexual on a bike stopped by, too. This easy mood lasted a good half-hour until a crazy man walked into the courtyard. Spotting pigeons, he immediately and angrily started dancing in front of them. Then he started talking, way too loud, to people who weren’t really there. Most of us on the steps drifted away, rather quickly.

Where was my wife? I wondered. I walked a block back up to the Chanel boutique, and there she was – visibly nervous, on the verge of becoming upset. “Do you know how upset I am?” she asked. Uh oh, loaded question. “I’ve been waiting here for 45 minutes! Where were you?” I told her of my movements the past three-quarters of an hour. “You said to stay right here!” she said, pointing at the step in fron of the boutique. “No,” I said, laughing, “I said ‘stay right here on the Rue Cambon.’” Needless to say, my laughing didn’t alleviate her anger / frustration / relief. She thought I’d gotten clipped by a bicyclist or something, and was en route to a French hospital, me who can only stutter, je ne comprand pas l’francaise

It was around five-ish, and we were hot, sweaty, uncomfortable in our clothes after walking the past six hours or so in hot, sweaty, uncomfortable Paris. Well, I speak only of the weather. Unseasonably warm, at least ten degrees warmer than what we packed for, so we were always slightly overdressed. We headed back to the Rue Rivoli, where the Metro station and my book store were, turned right, and headed the couple of blocks west to the Crillon. My wife took a nap; then we both showered and changed into clothes more appropriate for dinner.

By six-thirty we were back in the Crillon’s large, marble-floored reception room, and my wife was working the concierges again. The concierges were working my wallet again. The plan was to eat something special near the Louvre, and then tour the grand museum. Thirty euros lighter, we left and walked back down the Rue Rivoli, and continued on east nearly half-a-mile past the Rue Cambon, the Tuileries to our right behind stone walls and iron fences, and scores of tourist gift shops to our left.

Our destination was the Marley Café, and it proved impossible to find. Its street address simply did not exist. Up and down we walked, on both sides of the Rue Rivoli, up and down side streets, searching in vain for this little bistro which held our dinner reservations. The wife asked several shopowners and rival maitre d’s and we were pointed in the direction of the Louvre. Well, actually the Louvre, a massive courtyard enclosed by three or four-story high buildings at least two, maybe three centuries old. My wife thought it best just to walk toward the museum, keeping our eyes open. I thought it best to demand my ten euros back from Serge.

Then, among the Grecian pillars along the perimeter of the courtyard, we spotted the red banner of the Marley Café. Ah! Food at last, and not too late! We opted to eat inside (i.e., so as not to get a nicotine bath), and two beers and a half-bottle of wine quickly disposed of my foul mood. My wife has delicious scallops and I had raw salmon. I insisted that the dish was presented to me inaccurately, but my wife insisted that, yes, the waitress did indeed call it “salmon tartar.” I decided then and there that every subsequent meal I would eat in France would be the same meal she ordered.

Next followed one of the true highlights of our trip to Paris: the Louvre. Every human being on the planet should spend some time in this, the most glorious museum on the face of the earth. (How’s that for a ringing endorsement?) Serge at the Crillon had given us our tickets, so we needn’t wait in any lines (not that there were huge lines at 8 o’clock on a Wednesday night, but there were crowds constantly entering and exiting). We approached the futuristic-ish glass pyramid in the center of the courtyard that was the entrance to the Louvre. A few years back when it was first built, this thing of modern art caused quite a stir in Paris – and all negative. Looking back, it did look slightly odd and out-of-place, but not unnaturally so. And I am not a big fan of modern art.

We descended two floors by a giant escalator, then found an English map of the museum. Being tourists and wanting to do all the touristy stuff, the obvious first thing to see was … the Mona Lisa. And I, Hopper, stood not ten feet away from the most famous painting in the entire world. Didn’t get much of a chance to study it, mind you, as a crowd was always around it, snapping photos and jockeying for better positions. But see it I did, and the wife took a pair of pictures of it. (By the way, the Museum of Modern Art in New York City does not allow any pictures to be taken within its walls; a position entirely opposite to that of the Louvre’s. This puzzled us, and we initially felt like criminals taking pictures of all the paintings and whatnot).

There were other famous exhibits that we eventually got to in the ninety minutes we spent there. The Libertie, Egalitie, Fraternetie painting of the flag-wiedling woman leading the French Revolution. The portrait of St. Thomas Aquinas you’ll see in just about any biography of the Church Doctor. A massive painting of Napoleon crowning himself in the presence of the Pope. That painting alone neared twenty-five feet across and twenty-feet high. Entire galleries devoted to French and Italian painters, all larger-than-lifesize, impressive, dominating, humbling. A truly unique and wonderful experience to see them all.

The many museums in New York City are buildings which hold great pieces of work. The Louvre is itself a phenomenal work of art that holds countless other great pieces of work. Every gallery had ornate, golden domed ceilings, many with painted images of their own. The museum had the aire of a 16th century palace, which it probably once was. Even the additions had an aesthetic component to them that I just simply have not experienced anywhere else. The bottom line is you can spend all five days of your vacation in Paris and still not have enough time to appreciate this masterpiece.

We also visited the Greek, Roman, and Egyptians wings. Venus de Milo, the statue of the famous – and armless – Greek deity. Winged Victory. Busts of Socrates, Plato, and Aristotle. Sarcophagi. Mummies. Rameses III. Partial pyramids and burial tombs. I read on the English map of the Louvre that the tablets containing the Code of Hammurabi were somewhere within this area, but we were unable to find them.

The museum closed at 9:30, and around 9:15 we found ourselves quite lost within the Egyptian section. Our attempts at following signs marked Sortie only seemed to get us more and more lost. We took elevators we weren’t supposed to. We followed other visitors until it appeared they were as lost as we were. Our feet were aching and we were itching to get topside and began the mile-long walk back to the comforts of the Crillon.

Eventually we did make it out, and it was wonderfully cool outside in the Parisian twilight. We leisurely strolled as far as we could into the Tuileries, until barred gates forced us to turn right and exit onto the Rue Rivoli. Then, it was a slow walk back to the hotel, passing and being passed by French natives and more adventurous tourists, many carrying bottles or walking arm-in-arm. We laughed and talked about the wonders we’d just seen, and how we absolutely had to make it back to this city soon.

We made it to the Crillon a little after ten with literally swollen feet. The air conditioning was, at that moment, perhaps the greatest thing I had ever felt in my life. After taking hot showers, we changed into some comfy sleep clothes and settled into that massive, comfy bed, and called the little ones half-a-world away. Little One, as usual, had us in hysterics. “I can’t talk right now, Mommy,” she said matter-of-factly over the speakerphone, “I’m on the toilet. Here’s Grammy.”

Thus, our final night in the Crillon began, that is, with exhausted us immediately falling into deep and uninterrupted sleep. That is, until that brisk, no-nonsense knocking erupted at the door at a way-to-early nine a.m. the following morning.

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Paris: Day Two (part I)


It seemed we barely closed our eyes when brisk, no-nonsense knocking rang-out. “Room Service!” boomed through the door. I never saw my wife hop so fast out of bed and into the bathroom as I did in those seconds. I dragged myself out, scooted to the walk-in closet, fished around for a top, fumbled with the safe, then let opened the door for two gentlemen to come in. Both were dressed to the nines, both hauling one side of a table filled with croissants, rolls, jellies, juices, coffees, and water into our room. In a blur of activity they opened the heavy curtains, poured coffee, and kept busy until I passed a five euro bill into one of their hands. They left, but not after asking me to sign an itemized bill for the room service: 75 euros. I choked and paled as I signed (remember, 75 euros is half our daily budget) but my wife insisted the night before that it was all complementary.

Which it turned out to be, we confirmed later.

Taking advantage of all the amenities at the Crillon, we took long showers, dressed in the cool AC, and prepared for our first official day in Paris. (It must be noted that earlier I lounged in a long hot bath in the giant marble tub, reading about 50 pages of Victor Hugo’s Hunchback of Notre Dame.) Today was to be a busy one with four planned stops / activities, and we sat in the sitting room (how apropos) and plotted our strategy. By noon we hit the unseasonably hot and humid streets of the city.

We exited our hotel, crossed the street, and walked leftward to the Tuileries. These majestic gardens and ponds, encircled by great buildings reflecting the architecture of centuries past, awaited us. Grand statues reminiscent of those of the Titans from the Harryhausen film Jason and the Argonauts greeted us at various corners of the long, rectangular gardens. Old Frenchman stereotypically fed pigeons or read from rolled up newspapers carried in their back pockets. We sat a pond, a hundred-yards in diameter, and cooled off. Noting the massive pigeons that seemed to hone in on tourists, I remarked to my wife that just before one had made off with my passport. I had to fork over a euro to get it back. Sacre bleu!

There were scores and scores of tourists, groups of French children all wearing the same colored caps, stinky trinket street vendors, and, yes, Indian Petitioners. We strolled leisurely eastward through the Tuileries, about its 500-yard length, up to the Arc de Carrousel (a miniature version of the Arc de Triomphe, though with quite animated angelic statues adorning its “roof”). Just beyond was the Louvre, with it’s iconic glass pyramid entrance, but that was for later in the day. We meandered back to our point of origination, the Obelisk.

I studied the Obelisk in greater detail, to no avail, really. I had thought Napoleon had sacked it from Egypt around 1799 during his first great foreign campaign, but later in the week I found I was wrong while reading through a guidebook (it was donated around 1836 or so, if I’m not mistaken, and I could very well be). Still, it was absolutely fascinating. Dating from about 800 BC, me, ten or so feet from this relic from millennia ago, trying to decipher its secrets, its messages ... surreal, but very, very cool and very, very up close and personal. Do you have any idea what I mean?

Around this square, this Place de la Concorde, were Egyptian mummies. Some standing, some weirdly sitting on park benches. It took my wife pointing out to me that there were people inside them, wrapped up in the pre-Summer heat – see the cup in front of them, for donations? I was amazed, yet oddly nonplussed. Don’t we see stuff like this all the time when we drive a half-hour into New York City? Still, impressive.

A foursome of tourists commandeered my wife to take a photo of them in front of a great fountain between the Obelisk and the Crillon. And wouldn’t you know it – after some small talk, they’re from Atlanta, and their grandchildren know – Greg Russell, who my little ones adore every time they visit their Nana in South Carolina. Small world, isn’t it? So big, yet so very, very small.

All this only took a little over an hour or so, and we found ourselves with some time on our hands. The wife had a scheduled tour of Madame Coco Chanel’s apartment on Rue Cambon, a few hundred yards away, at 3 p.m. It was now a very hot, sunny, 1 o’clock. What to do?

Why, we decided to hoof it up to the Arch de Triomphe, a straight mile northwest up the Avenue des Champs-Élysées. I had to do it, I wanted to do it, truth be told, I had seen much of that black-and-white stock footage of Nazi jeeps and tanks rolling past it I had to see the real thing in all its indominable glory. So we walked the incline up to it, sweating, huffing and puffing past all the crass commercialism that’s been cropping up along that avenue, past the tourists, past the sidewalk cafes, past the French businesspeople smoking and hustling off to work in the jackets or their pantyhosed shorts.

After a trek of thirty or forty minutes, we made it up to the top of the Avenues, the Arch de Triomphe before us. In some further unfortunate trend-setting, we forgot to bring water, so I had to pay a euro for a bottle of l’eau from a street huckster. We moved up to what’s called the Charles de Gaulle Etoile (“Star”), the Arch and the dozen or so streets that radiate outwards from it. Four or five lane traffic swirled about it, a veritable accident-in-waiting as cars, vans, pedicabs and bicycles all vied for the right-of-way. A shy pair of Asian girls came up to us and asked in broken English how to cross to the Arch, as apparently no pedestrian dared to. We replied that we didn’t know, though I later found out there is an underground walkway that takes one to the monument.

The Arch is truly an incredible work of architecture. Standing over 160 feet tall, it appears you could drive a ferry through the two great pillars. Inscribed are the names of Napoleon’s generals; guidebooks told me that underlined names signify generals who died on the field of battle; we were too far away (across the five-lane circle of traffic) to be able to discern this. People walked about atop the Arch, and next time I’m in Paris, I will be one of them.

Time was not our friend; it was after two and we had an appointment to keep on the Rue Cambon, a mile-and-a-half away. My wife decided to take the plunge and head down the Metro stairs a few feet away from our spot at the corner of the Etoile.

Now, the Metro intimidated me. Two reasons, I think. First, it’s the Parisian subway. I don’t even like the New York subway. Second, on all the maps we had, the Metro lines are all displayed in a funky cubic post-modern art style worthy of Picasso, where the routes and all don’t match up with reality when I turn the map over and look at the real scale relationships. Know what I mean? The map is not the territory, it’s said, but my brain appreciates some sort of one-to-something ratio. However, my wife seemed to be able to navigate the (in hindsight) simple path of taking the Metro down the three or four stops in a straight line from the Arch de Triomphe to the Place de Concorde. (Another unwritten rule fell into place: me, the street-top navigator, my wife, the subterranean pilot.)

I paid the 3.40 euro price for two tickets, and like ten minutes later, we were at the Concorde, a block away from the Rue Cambon, a half-hour early for my wife’s next appointment. While we chilled on the wall on the other side of the Tuileries, finishing off our bottle of water, we were delighted to the sight of a mother photographing her young daughter – exactly the age of Little One – on the Metro steps. The little girl had her French outfit, white, blue, and red, with matching scarf, working dual pony tails, and doing all sorts of model-y stuff on the hand rails, a little self-conscious but having fun. Several times she made eye contact with my wife, who smiled and nodded and gave a thumbs-up sign. It was very cool, and made me a little homesick.

My wife decided to be early for her tour, so we walked up the narrow sidewalks of the Rue Cambon and stopped in front of the Chanel boutique – the oldest Chanel outpost in France. She took a bunch of pictures from different angles while I tried to keep cool in scarce shade and rest my feet. We entered and were immediately accosted by a cross between a secret service agent and a Madonna back-up dancer. The wife immediately produced an email receipt of the scheduled tour, but that didn’t stop a brief moment of panic when they realized we weren’t on their list. A quartet of young Japanese ladies, all dressed impeccably and immaculately with Chanel identifiers, swooped in behind us. They were on the list.

“No problem, I give tour to all of you,” said a moderately-accented, well-dressed older French woman. “My name is Felicienne Foulard.” Ms. Foulard wore power around herself as some wear Chanel No. 5; she was obviously in charge of the boutique. The Japanese girls tittered; security guy adjusted his tie and hovered over to the door, my wife positively beamed with excitement and I tried to melt into the background.

Now, I don’t get fashion at all. Even more so do I not get the fashion industry. But I do admire, I must admit, Gabrielle Chanel. My wife holds her up as a role model of sorts, and entrepreneur who rose from poverty to influence millions, establish a commercial empire, and make so much money it no longer mattered to her late in life. So that end of the tour fascinated me. Perfumes and jewelry and dresses, not so much.

But that’s my wife’s business, and that in part is why we were in France.

The Chanel boutique is over five stories tall. From the outside, all the buildings are the same height, the same desert color, and all the windows have boxes with pink flowers growing out of them. The first floor was the boutique proper. To the right was an elegant staircase where, we were told, models would walk down wearing the season’s latest trends, which Ms. Chanel watched unseen a flight above. I took a picture of my wife on the famous steps, and the Japanese girls, nervously awestruck, took pictures of themselves in varying permutations.

The next floor up Felicienne brought out the haute couture collection. Yes, Hopper has used the phrase “haute couture.” Apparently, it means every thread was stiched by hand. I now joke to my wife that I only buy haute couture Fruit-of-the-Loom underwear. Anyway, the Japanese girls all nearly passed out when our tour guide let them handle one dress. My wife was in a contented trance watching all this, and bonded with Ms. Foulard more and more as the tour progressed.

Coco Chanel’s personal apartment was the floor above that; it is kept in pristine condition since she died in early 1971. Nothing has changed. Smaller than you’d think, it offered lots of insight into her mind. Animal statues reflecting different traits she admired (lions particularly), sculptures featuring wheat to emphasis her poor upbrinding, spectacular chandoliers in every tiny room, mystical personages from Eastern philosophies adorning the wallpapering. A crucifex given to her by Stravinsky (or was that Diaghilev?). I myself was fascinated by her book collection: Greek philosophy, the works of Shakespeare, and old-bound Bible. Very impressive, and I was chomping at the bit to crack one of them open, but there was something about Felicienne that you didn’t want to cross by assuming privileges. Lots and lots of photos ensued.

to be continued ...