On the Nature of Daylight

Melancholia ….

People I Never Want Calling Me "Bro"

My children:

“Bro, can I have a play date with Amanda?”

My mom:

“Hi, bro, just want to know if your family is still coming for Thanksgiving.”

My pastor:

“To get to heaven, bro, you must take up your cross and follow Him.”

My vet:

“Sorry, bro, it might be best to euthanize your daughter’s hamster.”

My realtor:

“Bro, we can easily get $400k for your home!”

My banker:

“Now is the most opportune time to refinance, bro.”

My doctor:

“Bro, it’s cancer.”

And don’t get me started on “brah” …

Get Ready for Two Straight Years Of

Again, I would be absolutely delighted to have anyone of the progressive persuasion answer even just one of these ten policyquestions of mine I’ve posted over the years.