Werner Heisenberg and
Erwin Schrodinger are racing south down a Nevada highway in a 1957 Chevrolet
convertible, late for a meeting at Los Alamos. Heisenberg’s behind the wheel.
A cop pulls them over.
Inspecting the German scientist’s provisional driving license, he asks, “Do you
know how fast you were going?”
Heisenberg replies: “No,
but I know exactly vair I am.”
Arching an eyebrow and
suspecting monkey business, the cops says, “You were going over a hundred miles
an hour!”
“Ach!” Heisenberg cries
out to his friend. “Now vee are lost!”
Convinced something’s
amiss, the cop orders both scientists out of the car and gives it a thorough
search. Upon opening the trunk, he steps back and eyes the pair suspiciously. “Do
you know you have a dead cat in your trunk?”
“Vee do now!” Schrodinger
wails.
*******
It’s synchronicity!
Spotted this old joke in the comments section of two different websites this
past week, so I took it as a sign to post it here at the Hopper.
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