Oh Snap Thales!

Thales, the great Greek philosopher, taught that there is no difference between life and death.

“Okay,” said a skeptical and perhaps not-to-devoted a follower, “so why don’t you die then.”

“Because,” replied the unflappable Thales, “it makes no difference.”

(recounted by Paramahansa Yogananda in Autobiography of a Yogi, chapter 33)