Humility Plus

Just a simple announcement:

I AM THE MOST HUMBLE!

There is no one more humble than me!

No one, ya hear?

Look upon my humility and tremble you fools!

I AM THE MOST HUMBLE!!

No one can compare his humility to me – for my humility will rock you all!

You think you’re more humble than me? Huh? Do ya? Well, I got news for you:

I AM THE MOST HUMBLE!!!

And don’t get me started on how devout I am!