Budding Entrepreneurs

Driving home from aftercare earlier tonight we pass one of those emergency first response vehicles at the side of the road, lights-a-flashing. Is it a police car? No. Fire truck? No. Ambulance?

“Hambulance,” Patch says, giggling.

In sixty seconds, the two girls have their business model spelled out. The Hambulance is a truck that drives around delivering ham sandwiches and other assorted ham products to homes and businesses. A mobile meals-on-wheels for all your pork and bacon needs. The siren is a ululating “oink.”

Ah, my budding entrepreneurs! If we train and support you properly enough, will you buy me a house for my retirement? A small house is all I need, a book allowance, and three squares a day …