Vote No

I gotta get me a sign like this and plant it on my lawn from, oh, say, November 1 to the first Wednesday of that month.

Ironically, or perhaps not-so-ironically, for the past several years I’ve abided by a “Vote No” rule on all the Public Questions that have confronted me in the voting booth. Most of the time they’re written in indecipherable legalese, and all of the time their real intent is hidden. But it boils down to money or power: some group wants more power, paid with our tax dollars. So I just “vote no,” and have been since around 2008 or so.