Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Don't Be Stupid


Rules for a trouble-free life:


1) Stay away from stupid people in stupid places doing stupid things.

and

2) Don’t do anything stupid yourself. 

(Corollary 1: Alcohol makes you stupid.)

(Corollary 2, for the religious-minded: So does sin.)


The older I get, the more I obey these two rules.  When I was a teen, I was very, very, very stupid.





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