Two random thoughts watching the first half of the Giants-Eagles game yesterday:
1. I think the Giants should donate this week's salaries to charity.
2. Who would have been a more effective deterrent to Philly's offense ...
... the Giants defense?
OR
... one hundred Patches?
My money's on the Patches. There'll be a lot of crying on the field and that'll distract McNabb's play calling. And one hundred Patches equals two hundred chubby sticky arms to wrap around Eagle receivers and running backs. Plus, there will be no discernible pattern to the Patches lineups; that alone will unnerve Andy Reid, causing him to rethink his game plan.
But who knows, really? I handed the remote over to the wife halfway through the second quarter and went out to rake leaves.
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