Comedienne

SCENE: The Impala, driving back from early morning Mother’s Day shopping, with egg wraps, cards, and a hydrangea.

LITTLE ONE: (age 8) Hey Daddy?

ME: What?

LITTLE ONE: Knock knock.

ME: Who’s there?

LITTLE ONE: The Interrupting Cow.

ME: The Interrupting–

LITTLE ONE: Moo!

ME: (silence)

LITTLE ONE: (cackling wildly) Oh, that never gets old!