Rodham!

So my wife has on the Today show while we’re getting ready for work, and they’re teasing us with “Which Hollywood actress will play Hillary in the new biopic?” as if we’re hanging off the edge of our seats in tingling anticipation. Me, I couldn’t care less. We all know the movie is supposed to put Hillary into the White House in 2016. {shudder} Whoever is picked will be picked solely to make Hillary look, er, well, much more smart and, let’s face it, attractive than Hillary was back in the day.

But feeling a bit playful, I announce to the room: “I know who should play Hillary in that movie!”

“Who?” my wife asks warily.

“That chick who plays Uhuru from the Star Trek reboots!”