My Nemesis

So they rehired my nemesis at work this past week. My only question to the Universe: Why, why, why did it have to be the week of my fruit-veggie-brown rice detox diet???



Anyway, after childishly calling the corpulent s.o.b. "Fatty fat fat" in front of my family two dozen or so times over the past week, I've decided to take the high road:

Nemesis, I wish you success and good fortune, and will help you if you need it.