On the Highway

“The two greatest highway menaces are drivers under 25 going over 65 and drivers over 65 going under 25.”

No real commentary; just something pithy I read today that I had never read before. As for me, I fall just slightly north of the median age-wise in that expression. So, does that make me a delight on America’s highways and byways? A treasure and a pleasure when you see me motor on past?

[Full disclosure: Last moving violation – driving on the shoulder, October 2006. Last (and only) speeding ticket – June 2002, 85 miles per hour on I-95 south.]