Saturday, September 26, 2009

Fear of the Mailman


Bills from doctors you’ve never met!

Mortgage payments with ever-evolving property taxes!!

Credit card bills with double-digit finance charges!!!

Certified letters from ex-employers making you work extra just to cover their ass!!!!

Postcards from prospective employers thanking you for your letter but please apply to our website!!!!!

Notices from the town that they’re gonna be digging up your front lawn!!!!!!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

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