Sunday, February 12, 2012

Sasquatch Block

Just read on that Romney lost the Sasquatch vote. Not sure where, when or how I read this, possibly around 4 am this morning, sweating out my sleep-deprived cold chills. Also not sure where, when or how Romney lost the bigfoot faction, but lost it he did.

Apparently Gingrich is a more favorable candidate for the shy hairy hominids, estimated to be between 12,000 and 16,000 in number in the Pacific Northwest. I told this to my wife, who never seems to believe me when I mention such things. With numbers such as that, I said, our sasquatch friends could right the Left Coast.

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