My Seven-Year-Old Teenager

Driving in the car earlier today with Little One –


Me: So, the Giants’ll be playing the Jets in preseason next month. Are they going to win?

Her: Duh.

Me: Are the Giants going to have a winning season this year?

Her: Duh.

Me: Are they going to make the playoffs?

Her: Duh.

Me: Are they going to win the Superbowl?

Her: Duh. They were in it last year!


The years 2017-2025 will sure be interesting ones here at Casa Hopper. Hopefully more interesting-funny as opposed to interesting-frustrating.